another survey. Yay.

1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie.

2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? Yes.. I have several pairs. Is that bad or something? ILL KICK YOUR ASS!

3. Have you ever written a song? Yea…but it kinda sucked. I hope Im better at poetry.

4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? Yes, but hell if Im giving it to you. Just joking. I love you and if you want my change, you can have it.

5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex’s bathroom? Yes.. quite frankly, it smelled like piss.

6. n/a What the hell? Why is there a number 6 in the first place if there isnt even a question? Ok good, I just wrote a question.

7. Do you like ketchup on or beside your french fries? Beside..otherwise it gets all soggy and sometimes a fry has too much ketchup and thats just gross.

8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? Yes I can. I once made a doctor say “dang!” because I had to stick out my tongue and he thought it was big. And its not a lesbo tongue because its not long and pointy.

9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? Hell no. I once was in a lot of church things where I wore vests. They were cool.

10. Have you ever broken a mirror? I dont know. And if this is implying that im ugly, LICK MY ASS! .. Please?

11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? No .. well maybe. Ive done a lot of strange things with my tongue. And no, Im not a slut. Silly tit!

12. What is your biggest pet peeve? Anything having to do with Roger.. I also hate soap with hair on it. and people i dont like who are smart asses to me.

13. Do you slurp your drink after its gone? Yes. I like to slurp. Hehe.

14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Yes milk is great. yum yum.

15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? What the hell? They would both give me gas.. id rather have a chicken sandwich. As long as its not too thick because thats just annoying. And I dont like it when the bun is too small because then my fingers get all greasy.

16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Yes and it is quite refreshing. But dont worry, no hanky panky because I was in my own area of the water. Id like to go again. NOW! Woohoo!

17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? I dont ask. They ask me.

18. True or False: Take the hammer!!

19. n/a Here we go again. Is that supposed to be cool? Now I am typing another question. Ha.

20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Yes, several times, because Im cool like that.

21. Have you ever sleepwalked? Probably

23. Can you flip your eyelids up? No but my brother can. So hahaha

24. Are you double jointed? Yeeeees..are you wondering where? Well, I wont say..

25. If you could be any age, what would you be? Whatever age I always am. Why would I wish to be another age?Thats crazy.

26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? I think so, when I was little or something

27. Have you ever thrown up after a roller coaster ride? No… roller coasters are hella cool

28. What is your dream car? I want something rugged like a jeep or a monster truck.. no wussy little fancy cars for me

29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? INVADER ZIM!!

30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? Yeah I mean it was a year ago and the little kid was probably asking for it, stinking up the water and so on

33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, which would you do first: scream for help or try to escape? Probably yell for help. its only natural

34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? no

35. Can you pick something up with your toes? Yes

36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? Ah hell, I dont know. How is this question worth giving thought to?

37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? Kinda.. I do this thing where I almost fall asleep, but I twitch, or jerk even. And also it hurts my face because I sleep on my hand or something.

38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? zeeeeero

39. How many foreign countries have you visited? NONE

41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Poor and happy. Its not like I got all the money in the world now anyway

42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Now I want you to tell me something.. seriously.. WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING TO FIND QUICKSAND?I live in Indiana, land of the freaking CORN.If I EVER run into quicksand, ILL be sure to answer this question. What about slow sand? Have you ever thought of that?

43. At what age did you first try to drive a car? I dont know.

44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? Sometimes. But I do have a lot of pride and dont want to look “uncool” to the strangers.

45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? Heh.. kinda.

46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Alice because I deal with some pretty wierd ass shit

47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? CRAYONS! Hell, I dont think I ever had a box of crayons where the points werent broken. What kind of society are we growing up in if children need PERFECT crayons?

48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? Light.. wait, is this racist?

49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? SCRAMBLED!

50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? Sure.