Me & Renee’s new stalkers!!

*erp*

Well, I guess this shows how much of jerks guys can be..

Ok, me and Renee were walking down the street.. she was wearing a red tank top thing, and mine was white, plus, I had these khaki shorts on that I guess Marcus likes =)but I dont know if it matters. Maybe it made us look like sluts? Anyway, we were walking down the street, and we were talking to my friend, Sabrina for a little bit.. but she had to go eat dinner, so we kept walking around. We walked to the elementary school, then walked back towards my house. Those guys that I mentioned in the last entry, who live across from Sabrina started talking to us.. they were like “Heyyy, hows it going?” And I said hi, to get them to leave me alone, and they kept saying things like, “Can I have your phone number?” But me and Renee were wise, and we just ignored them, so we went our seperate ways.Then me and Renee planned to walk to some apartments, where I know some people.. so la dee da, we were walking, and the same guys were at some house along the way.. so they kept talking to us, and one of them was like “Hey, how are you doing?” And I said, “I am doing fine..” and he said “Yeesss, you are! (pause) Something that sexy needs to be handcuffed to my bed!” and they kept saying things that I couldnt really make out, because I wasnt paying attention, but I heard one of them say “Hey, I got some handcuffs!”.. anyway, so me and Renee kept walking, but they were walking after us, and one of them was talking about having to give up a burrito, which is his favorite food, or something. But they kept following us.. and one of them said “Hey, you in the shorts, my friend thinks you have a nice ass!” and then said something about his face.. I dunno, and they kept whistling, and shit. But me and Renee were making fun of them the whole time.. she was like “Hey Debbie! That dude wants you to fart in his face!” and she wanted to ask them if they liked to eat shit, or something. They kept saying things about how they know we wanted to see their penises, or they were talking about their penises in some way, so Renee says, “Ive seen better penises in a gay chat room!”.. Oh yeah, at one point they had turned down a different road and said bye, so me and Renee kept walking, and we were going to turn down one road, but we saw them walking towards us..and this was my exact quote: “Mother fucker!”.. but anyway, that crap kept going on, and we got to my house..so they came up and were talking to us on my front steps.. turns out their names are brandon, louie and eric (the only reason i remember is because sabrinas little sister told me, and she has the hots for eric).. anyway, these are the type of guys I would NEVER go after..they are 17, 19, and 20.. one of them has a kid, and the other two are scrumpy, and not to mention they are all druggies.They might have been stoned as we were talking to them.. they asked us stuff like if we were single.. but I literally didnt say but 4 words to them.. Renee was doing all the talking, because I just wanted them to get away from me..but Renee was having a good conversation with them, about her dildos, and I was just sitting there with my head resting on my hand, with my eyes closed most of the time.Plus, I think 2 of them were smoking as they were talking, and I hate smokers.. anyway, they told us to come hang out with them at the court square, where they were gonna play hackie sack.. we just said we’d think about it, so they would leave.. and they did leave, and me and renee didnt go anywhere to hang out with their dumb asses! But Im kinda paranoid, because one of them said “Hey, I didnt know any hot chicks lived down this way!” ,so I will probably be seeing them again, even if I dont talk to them.

*sigh* anyway, I just thought Id share this story, since its something interesting that happened. I hope you all enjoyed it..

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Kick those pansy mofos’ asses, son! Don’t let them mess with you. And yes, I do enjoy those shorts very much…but that doesn’t mean those guys can enjoy it, darn it. I’m sorry I didn’t get to talk to you today, but I am talking to you right, actually, so…Im gonna end this note. Amish