Gimme some porn too

I like looking at younger, thinner women…  20-somethings that are all worried about their bodies and haven’t had time to eat lots of junk food or time to settle into the "why bother" mentality that a lot of 30- and 40-something women have made a lifestyle out of (this is why I wear sunglasses a lot in public…  so I can look, look, look as much as I want).  Yum…  I hope that most of the sexy 20-somethings have a man to f*ck ’em good and treat their bodies right once in a while.  A nice-looking body deserves to be treated nicely.

Guys like porn so much because we like variety.  A new body to look at and play with…  now THAT would make most guys happier than they have been in a while.  A new set of breasts that aren’t as familiar as, and react differently than, "the usual ones" (girlfriend’s, wife’s, etc.)…  or a different looking vagina…  or a different body type that is sexier…  these are things that guys would LOVE to have every so often.  If a woman doesn’t want her significant other to stray and cheat on her, then she better get used to the fact that her husband is going to look at porn to satisfy these "desires for different."

That’s how most men think, at least.  Enough said.