any guy would hate me for this

so as i was driving home, i started trying to stick will in a category.  and i thought, what better way to categorize him than look at ex-boyfriends?  and oh man did it work.

WILL IS:

65% Robert- He is ridiculously good looking and yet still a little bit shy, or maybe not shy, but a variety of it.  only makes the first move when forced into it…which in itself can be defined as not making the first move.  yet he is most of what i look for in a guy.  unlike robert though, i don’t think he could be walked all over.

10% Derek- He has just a LITTLE bit of Derek’s goofiness.  he sometimes makes random weird noises, or leaves strange messages on my phone.  this is VERY Derek-like behavior

5% Josh- he hunts.  yep.  that’s about it

10% My brother- all right, now just hold it a second.  before you go jumping out of your chair grossed out, you should realize that most girls with older brothers whom they look up to look for a guy who is like their older brother… so that he should have a minimal resemblence to jason is only normal if i’m supposed to like him.  so shut up.  alright so a) he is 10 days younger than jason.  so they were born under all the same planets and shit and according to their horoscopes they’re practically identical…but that’s if you believe in that shit.  b)he plays guitar….a little.  c)i can relax and talk about really stupid out there shit with him.  and i’m not being judged. 

5% Seth-the foreplay suggests the sex could be EVERY DAMN bit as good as sex with seth was.  sadly, it isn’t.  but i discovered he’s a little light on the experience, and that’s FINE with me.  joey, josh, and seth were all manwhores before they met me…so change is fine.

5% unlike anyone else.  because no one fits neatly into defined categories