Stupid coyote
It broke my car. Pretty badly too.
The radiator is bent, the wind diverter/pebble guard under the front is ruined, and it looks as if the oil filter has been knocked clean off the engine.
I guess I’m not buying a gun this year.
Crap crap crap crap.
I’m really surprised that there’s so much frakking plastic in the front of my car. Heaven help me if I’m ever in an actual accident, the front of the car will probably fall off. Damn. And things were going so well too.
Oh, did I mention we’re having a TSOE tomorrow? Did I mention I’m going to miss it? Did I mention that I’m pretty well frakked, yet again, because I’m missing it?
Damn. Just when I thought I had my career out of the toilet.
I am English and I drove around the Eastern states in the early 1990s and it staggered me when from time to time I saw cars stopped at the side of the highway with huge dents in the front – clearly they had hit large creatures like elk or moose. In England we tend to slaughter rabbits and hedgehogs and sometimes the roads look really grusome with whole families of rabbits wiped out. Car damage nil
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