I’ve lost the ability to even.

 I was going to hang out with Noel today. Well, yesterday. Whatever, on Tuesday afternoon. We made plans on Sunday and he was going to try to get a ride to the Boulevard, where we were gonna meet up. We chatted all day, mostly about the weather and how much I hate my sociology class. Then, he sends me this gem:

"In case I haven’t told you, I’m not human. I am a wolf. :)"

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK, WHAT DOES A PERSON DO WITH THAT INFORMATION, SERIOUSLY?

He seemed so, I don’t know, sane in high school! But no, the kid is convinced that he’s a wolf.

SERIOUSLY.

Where do I even find these people? I mean, what even?

I’m not going to lie, I was pretty relieved when he couldn’t make it. He wants to meet up on Friday, but I told him that I’m hanging out with Erika. If not, I will make myself busy.

He’s a nice guy, he really is. He’s funny, sweet, and smart. He’s a bassist and he’s in a band. It should all be good, right?

NO, HE THINKS HE’S A FUCKING WOLF.

We can be friends, sure, that’s nothing. But I’m not into him anymore. Sorry, but that’s a deal-breaker. Is that mean?

I don’t know, how does one even handle that kind of information?

Just…

I can’t even.