But there’s a picture!

You know, when I sit back and think about this whole bathroom/toilet paper situation, I really do have to laugh

I get paid a really nice salary to be a receptionist, a clerk, a plant waterer and now, I am the bath room attendant…seriously, why am I complaining about my job?

A little history

There are a certain race of women that use wet paper towels to clean themselves after they have used the toilet.  They are the same race of women that I find foot prints on the toilet seat after they leave the stall

Not judging mind you, however, when in Rome, it might behoove you to be like Romans

Just saying

So the problem is/was that these women would put their wet paper towels down on the dry toilet paper rolls.  If anyone has ever TP’d a house, and then the sprinklers were turned on, well, you’d know what these rolls of toilet paper end up looking like…a congealed mass of wallpaper paste like cement, leaving all the stalls devoid of paper for the rest of us to us

You would think that the men of the company would be the slobs, oh no, its definitely the women

I almost put on the sign which I put up on the back of the door, leave this place like you leave your house, however, the gods only know what sort of sty they live in!

So we get these special dispensers that are encased in plastic, alleviating the wet on dry syndrome

I go into the bathroom this morning and check out the new dispensers…verrrrry niiiiiice as Borat would say

However, on my second time in there, I noticed that the toilet paper wasn’t rolling out properly. 

Ok, I don’t need to be sitting there doing my business and noticing that toilet paper isn’t installed in the dispenser properly

As I sit there and peruse the situation, I notice on the back of the dispenser there is a picture of the correct and incorrect roll installation

Well what the hell

So I get done with my bathroom activities and walk to my desk for my key, as the office manager, I get keys, aren’t you jealous?

And on my way back to fix said problem, I run into the Facilities Manager to whom I mention the problem.  He said, its all part of the learning curve

BUT THERE’S A PICTURE!?!?!

Great googly moogly people

Again, I would like to thank whatever it is, the universe, my karma ripening, whatever it is that is allowing me to have such an amazing and diverse job for the paycheck that I get

I certainly don’t feel guilty anymore cashing my paycheck!