oh god why WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME

Shit. I sooo double-posted this entry. Whatever I’m leaving it for posterity. Let all the world see my fuckup! THIS IS TRUE FREEDOM

Okay I might be a little insane right now. I’m riding the endorphin high from the gym. Google Chrome tells me that endorphin isn’t a word. YOU LET ME DOWN CHROME…. just kidding love you google mwah!

Seriously though we just got our revised Vague World Event Schedule™ and two of the days I’m working two shifts… and nobody else is. Sigh. Just another trial in the Sysyphian tale of the Best Doorman (according to our recent staff awards, yeah that’s right. I lol’d).

What else what else. I dunno. I lost my train of thought. I’m gonna sleep and eat, maybe in that order maybe not. I bought a shitload of steaks. Endorphins wearing off. So tired.

e: Oh yeah and it’s my birthday tomorrow happy birthday to me