More Survey Fun

Have you Ever…?

Played spin the bottle?       No.

Toilet papered someone’s house?      No.

Played poker with money?       Yes, but not like high roller stuff.

Gone swimming in a white T-shirt?       No. Wet shirts?    Ew.

Been tickled so hard you couldn’t talk?       Yes. But I don’t like it!

Liked someone but never told them?       I don’t think so. I’m pretty frank.

Gone camping?       No. Not my scene, which sucks for dating in the Pacific NW.

Had a crush on your brother’s friend?       I had a crush on at least one of his girlfriends. I’m guessing this survey was written by a chick.

Walk in the rain without an umbrella?       Yes. All the time, heh.

Told a joke that NObody thought was funny?         Yes. If "nobody" means "everyone but me". I always think I’m friggin hilarious.

Been in a talent show?      No.

Started laughing at someone’s bedtime?       Yes.

Worn something your mom didn’t approve of?       Yes.

Been to a nude beach?       No. Hell no.

Drank Jack Daniels?       Yes. Mmmmm.

Cursed in a church?       Yes.

Been called a slut for kissing someone?       No, lol. wtf.

Burnt yourself with a curling iron/straightener?        Yes, but not because I was curling my hair; because I was playing with my mom’s curler wondering wtf it was.

Wanted to be a police officer?       Yes. Many times a career in law enforcement appealed to me, but only the romanticized movie version of it.

Dumped someone?    Yes.

Been hit on by someone too old?    Never too old to hit on people. =p

Wanted to be a model?    Yes.

Bought lottery tickets?    No.

Made out in a car?    Yes. And on a car, for that matter.

Cried during a movie?    No, but I can get choked up a fair amount.

Wanted something you couldn’t have?       Constantly.

Had sex on the beach?    Nope, not a beach guy, either. See "camping" above.

Had the drink sex on the beach?    No. I’m not entirely sure what’s in it.

Seen someone shoplift?    No, except for myself when younger.

Hung up on someone?    Yes.Very few times, though. I have to be pretty mad/disgusted.

Yelled at you pet?    Yes. I had a cat that shit everywhere.

Bought a thong when the casheir was a guy?    No. Definitely written by a chick.

Tried to strip when drunk?    No. Only been drunk once or twice.

Gotten seasick?    No.

Had a stalker?    Yes. She looked like Tom Hanks.

Played a prank on somone that had them really scared?    No. I don’t like pranks, nor do I like them pulled on me.

Been embarassed by one of your family?    I want to say no, because I’m pretty hard to embarrass. But my mom can be pretty wacky. 

Felt bad about eating meat?    No. I’m a full-blown carnivore. 

Protested?    Yes.

Been to an island?    No.

Been in love?    Hell, when haven’t I been?

Ate jus because you were bored?    Yes. I still have to resist the urge.

Looked at something everybody thought was ugly and said "aww"?    Don’t think so.

Screamed in a library?    No. Just spoken loudly. I don’t scream.

Made out with a stranger?    No. A shame. =p

Been dumped?    Yes.

<p class="MsoNormal”>Wished a part of you was different?    Yes. Often.

Asked a guy to dance?    No.

Been asked out by a really hot guy?    No. People really need to make these quizzes omnisexual.

Laughed so hard you cried?    Yes. Not for a long time, though.

Went up to a complete stranger and started talking?    Yes, it’s my job.

Been sunburned?    Yes. Who hasn’t?    I mean, really.

Kicked a guy in the nuts for being a pervert?    No.

Threw up in school?    No. I don’t vomit.

Recieved an anonymous love letter?    No. Fan mail, yes. Love letters, no.

Had to wear something you hated?    Yes, I hated dressing up as a child.

Been to a luau?    No.

Say your ex and wanted to kick his ass?    saw*?    No.

Cursed in front of your parents?    All the time.

Been in a commerical on tv?    No.

Watched a movie that made you miss your ex?    Hell, I can’t do anything without thinking of a woman in my life.

Been out of the country?    Yes, to Victoria.

Been honked at by some guy when you were walking down the sidewalk?    No. But my friend Chris has been.

Won at pool?    Yes.

Went to a party where you were the only sober one?    Yes, how about all of college?    =p

Went on a diet?    Yup.

Been lost out to sea?    No.

Cheated on your bf?    No. Nor on my GF, except emotionally.

Been cheated on?    Yes.

Tanned topless?    Yes.

Been attacked by seagulls?    No, rofl.

Been searched in an airport?    No more than everyone else.

Been on a plane?    Yes.

Been pants-ed?    No.

Thown a shoe at someone?    No.

Broke someone’s heart?    Yes.

Sung in the shower?    Yes, all the time.

Bought something way too expensive?    Yes.

Done something really stupid that you still laugh about?    Yes, though I can’t think of any offhand right this moment.

Been walked in on when you were dressing?    Yes, but never by anyone uncomfortable.

Ran out of a movie theatre because you were too scared of the movie?    No, f that.

Been kicked out of the mall?    No, I don’t think so.

Been mean to someone then instantly wanted to take it back?    Yes. I can be a bit spiteful and/or snippy.

Been given a detention on the worst day that you could get one?    Only had it once?    Last day of school.

Done something stupid when you were drunk?    No.

Fell off your roof?    No.

Pretended you were scared so you could cuddle up with someone?    No.

Had a deer jump in front of your car?    No.

Threatened someone with a water gun?    Yes. But I hate water guns.

 

Can you….

Unwrap a starburst with your tongue?    No.

Sing?    Yes, anyone can sing. Just not well. Though there’s a coupla notes I can hit ok (the deeper ones).

Open your eyes underwater?    Not without goggles. It kinda freaks me out.

Eat whatever you want and not have to worry?    Yes. =D

Ice skate?    I always sucked at ice skating. Roller I was ok at.

Sing in front of a crowd?    No. *shudder*

Whistle?    Lil bit.

Be a bitch at times?    Yes.

Do thirty pull ups?    No, and any of you who say you can are lying.

Walkin in really high heals?    Never tried. I think heels are retarded.

Eat super spicy foods?    Yes.

Skateboard?    No, except for standing on it and traveling in a (roughly) straight line.<o

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Sleep with the lights on?    No. I like it darker than sin.

Multitask?    Yes, I do it constantly.

Touch your nose with your tounge?    No.

Fall asleep easily in the car?    No, but I daydream like a mofo.

Do the cotton eye joe?    I’m so not looking that up.

Play ddr and not fall?    Haven’t played it.

Surf?    No.

Fit in your locker?    No.

Do a split?    No. I can do a backbend, tho.

Taste the difference between pepsi and coke?    Yes, but it’s much harder with the diet versions.