[overheard at a library]

Boy A holds up a video. "Do you want to get this?"
Boy B peers at it from next to him. "What’s it called?"
Boy A sighs at this non-response. "Do. You. Want. This?", he asks, emphasizing each word.
Boy B rolls his eyes. "Nooooooo!", he says in his most whiny and disdainful voice. He then pauses, glancing sidelong at the package. "What’s it called?"
Boy A points at the title. "Winky Dinky Doo," he says, semi-snickering.
Boy B looks at him. "Are YOU going to get it?"
Boy A snorts. "Of course not. You can tell by the name it’s bad for a 7-year old."