The 10 Commandments

This is cute! (and much easier to remember!)

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The Ten Commandments
Some people have trouble with all those ‘shall’s’ and ‘shall not’s’ in the Ten commandments. 

 

Folks just aren’t used to talking in those terms. So, in middle  Tennessee  they translated the ‘King James’ into ‘ Jackson   County ‘ language…. no joke,  

 

(posted on the wall at  Cross    Trails    Church in Gainesboro ,  TN )

 

(1) Just one God

(2) Put nothin’ before God

(3) Watch yer mouth

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin’ 

(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa

(6) No killin’ 

(7) No foolin’ around with another fellow’s gal

(8) Don’t take what ain’t yers

(9) No tellin’ tales or gossipin’

(10) Don’t be hankerin’ for yer buddy’s stuff

Now that’s plain an’ simple.  Y’all have a nice day.

Thisis cute! (and much easier to remember!)

 cid:001701c90916$ac98df00$fb664f47@ness
The Ten Commandments
Some people have trouble with all those ‘shall’s’ and ‘shall not’s’ in the Ten commandments. 

 

Folks just aren’t used to talking in those terms. So, in middle  Tennessee  they translated the ‘King James’ into ‘ Jackson   County ‘ language…. no joke,  

 

(posted on the wall at  Cross Trails  Church in Gainesboro ,  TN )

 

(1)Just one God

(2) Put nothin’ before God

(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin’ 
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin’ 
(7) No foolin’ around with another fellow’s gal
(8) Don’t take what ain’t yers
(9) No tellin’ tales or gossipin’
(10) Don’t be hankerin’ for yer buddy’s stuff

Now that’s plain an’ simple.  Y’all have a nice day.

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August 4, 2009

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August 4, 2009

I like this version.