No Stuntman Required :)
i got a new camera.
and the new book, swingin pants vol.5, goes to the publishers in just over a week hopefully..
and i needed a new ‘about the author’ profile picture.
so… despite the fact my knees bust, i can hardly walk and am crippled… i just spent the morning taking these…
* Markosi Gonzales – Marital Arts Master *
Making an arse of myself…as usual…
* Jump spinning cyclone kick *
they’re not perfect… they’ll do… but the quality is wayyy better than the old camera, and especially nice is the new ‘athletic’ mode thingy.
i rushed them…. can, and WILL do better… just as soon as i can put weight on leg without squealing… but im rather egotistically pleased with the result. perchance im not quite as over the hill knackered as i tell myself i am everyday…
God knows what the neighbours make of it all tho 
anyhoo… this list isnt exhaustive, Green Day to follow amongst others… but, thought id include the Gonzie itinerary for the next few months… should take me up to book 6 at least…. lot of MAJOR bands, a few cheesey ones.. couple more geek conventions… and the tattoo do should make for excellent piccies / day out
the birthday massacre weds july 15 sheff corp
simple minds july 18 edinburgh castle
the wild swans friday july 24 liverpool
august sat 8th tattoo jam doncaster
yorks rock/bike show fri/sat august 14-15 south millford leeds
eddie hot rods wakey fri aug 14
u2 thurs august 20 sheffield don valley stadium !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who wars convention sat august 22 newcastle / rewind 80s festival
autographica 11-13 sept birmingham
the animals wakey sat sept18
L6 mia kirshner doo sept 18-20 blackpool
the cult tues oct 6
festival of fantastic film 16-18 october mancland
franz ferdinand tues oct 20 leeds
muse weds nov 4 sheffield arena
puressence sat nov 14
skunk annansie sat nov 21 leeds o2
collectormania london sat 28th nov
boomtown rats / china crisis fri dec 4
bike show NEC sat dec 5
placebo dec 12 manc G Mex
depeche mode dec 18 manc MEN
and finally…
I’ve just discovered this place … sounds most intriguing indeed. EXACTLY my kinda scene, given where my head is right now.
question is… do i have the nerve to try it ?? ( of course.. )
other question is… will anyone go with me ? 
im rather enjoying myself right now, y’know 🙂