Fun equations :)

These have been circulating forever, and I wish I knew who wrote them so I could give credit, but since I don’t I’ll just say that I got these somewhere on the net:

LOVE EQUATIONS

Smart man + Smart woman = Romance

Smart man + Dumb woman = Affair

Dumb man + Smart woman = Marriage

Dumb man + Dumb woman = Pregnancy

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn’t need.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman always has the last say in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men
are a lot more willing to die.

=)