males DO NOT read

Let me apologize in advance. In fact, no one has to read this. In fact, if I were you I really wouldn’t read this. Even if you’re not male. But if you do, excuse the entry. Please.

So I wake up this morning and decide that, dang it, I refuse to march with a freaking pad. I’d never used a tampon (ok, yeah so most people have since they were in 7th grade, but I’m not one of those people), though I tried once. Quite unsuccessfully, I might add. But this morning I was fed up with the entire situation, and decided to learn how really quickly. Is a half an hour considered quickly? I get it to where I THINK it’s supposed to go, and ask my mom if it’s supposed to hurt? Dang… I swear a male invented those things. No woman in her right mind would dream of shoving something up there other than… well… you know? She didn’t really give me an example of HOW FAR it needed to be, she was just like… it shouldn’t hurt… it should be past the opening… blah blah blah. Whatever. I was late, and I left, still slightly in pain.

I go to band, where I realize this thing is a pain. In more ways that one. It still hurt when I moved, sat down, reached down for anything, etc. To top it off, the saxes had to run a freaking lap. I’m already uncomfortable, not feeling well, and I didn’t have time to eat breakfast or drink much water… now here I am running. Then 5 sets of jumping jacks. FIVE! Plus marching for 2 1/2 hours. Then sitting uncomfortable/painfully through an hour and a half of rehearsal. Bah.

I FINALLY get home, and inform my sister that it’s coming out. Enough of this crap. She was like, do you know it’s supposed to be REALLY far… like almost up to your knuckle far? Um, what? Mom never said that? (Lord, I was doing well to actually FIND the hole and shove it somewhat in it.) So I attempted to fix the situation. HAH. Yeah it really isn’t supposed to hurt. Was much better after that. Until I had to pull it out. Gross. What a sick thing. Oh, and the entire having kids thing? Yeah that’s not gonna happen. At all.

Well then. That was a nice lovely graphic really long entry. Yuck. I can’t believe I just wrote that in an open diary. *shrugs* Such is life…

I’m off to be

~swept away in disgustingness~

@~>~>-dreamergrrl

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