True love? Where? *looks about frantically*

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
A partridge in a pear tree!

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Two turtle doves,
and a partridge in a pear tree!

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Five golden rings!
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings!
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings!
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings!
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings!
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Ten drummers drumming,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings!
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten drummers drumming,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings!
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Twelve lords a-leaping,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten drummers drumming,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings!
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!