Quiz I made up

1) What’s your random thought for the day?
Somewhere in Asia is a man who has a picture of me when I was 16 and had blue hair. I’d like a copy. There’s only 5 pictures with me and my blue hair.

2) What’s your favorite place to have a drink?
Lone Star Steakhouse

3) Can you count on one hand the number of times you’ve gotten a ticket?
Yes, but barely.

4) What’s the last book you read that changed your life?
Umm…Brave New World by Huxley. Oh! And Campbell’s Power of Myth.

5) How long would you survive in a horror movie?
I’d be the last one to die…but I’d still die. On second thought, I’d probably be the killer, so I might be the only one who lives! BWAHAHAHA!!

6) How many times a day do you swear? (Number of times, not number of curse words used.)
Somewhere between 30 and 4 Billion.

7) Who was the last person to punch you?
Some kid named Walter. Can’t remember his last name.

8) Who was the last person to try to punch you?
Andre. Epic fail. But we were just being guys and it wasn’t personal.

9) How many jobs have you had?
11 counting this one. Or 12 if you count that I worked at Gamestop on two seperate occasions.

10) At what time of day does your brain function best?
Between 3pm and 3am usually.

11) What is your favorite Chuck Norris movie? (And don’t say you don’t like Chuck Norris…he can hear you…and he will come for blood.)
Umm, hmm, tough call. Lone Wolf McQuade was awesome. All the Missing in Action movies. All the Delta Force movies. And Hellbound. His name was Frank Shatter. Doesn’t get much more badass than that!

12) On a scale of 1-10, what’s the capital of the Andromeda galaxy?
Umm.. uhhh…AAHH! 42?!