Survey Thingy.

 

1) What if life is a joke and we don’t get it?

Trust me, I get it. I’m laughing on the inside.

2) Why is it that no matter where you are you’re here?

Because if I wasn’t, I’d be there.

3) Why is origin at the end if it means the beginning?

When was it at the end? I’ve always seen it at the beginning.

4) Why is nothing as easy as it looks?

It wouldn’t be worth it if it was.

5) Why is it that the most important things in life aren’t things?

Seems to me these days, everyone thinks that they are.

6) Why is ‘if’ the middle word in life?

Because if it wasn’t, it’d just be "le" and "le" is boring without "if"s.

7) Why do people long for eternal life when they don’t even know what to do on a rainy Sunday afternoon?

Who wants to live forever?

8) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Yes.

9) Why is Living the Good Life and Living a Good Life not the same thing?

That depends on your definitions of a good life.

10) Why is it that sometimes just living is an act of courage?

To die is easy. Hell, some tiny, microscopic germ, a random piece of food, a wrong step, anything can kill you. To die is easy, living is hard.

11) Is life just something to do when you can’t get to sleep?

Life is something to do when I don’t have to work. =D

12) Can’t you claim you have a life if you like what you’re doing? Or does everyone else have to like what you’re doing too? And what did you have before it was classed as a life?

Yes, no and an existence.

13) Why do we need science fiction when life is already so bizarre?

To inspire us to think outside our little boxes.

14) What good is a ticket to the good life if you can’t find the entrance?

There’s tickets?! SHIT! Who do I call? Ticketmaster?

15) Isn’t life just like a candy bar? By the time you get to the creamy center isn’t the outside already melted?

Never had that problem.

16) Isn’t everybody somebody else’s weirdo?

In a sense, yes.

17) What’s it all about?

The hokey-pokey.

18) Did you ever wonder that if everybody became somebody there wouldn’t be anybody left to be nobody?

Can’t say as I have. Interesting thought I suppose. But then, most people who are "somebody" don’t really mean shit to me so, in my book, they are nobodies.

19) If your life’s destiny is to find your life’s destiny does it all end upon finding it?

Yes and no. Life can be about the destination, but it doesn’t mean anything if you miss the journey.

20) In the beginning there was nothing, right? So how could it explode?

I’m assuming that this is about the Big Bang Theory. I don’t believe in the big bang because I feel the same way. Nothing is nothing and will always be nothing. The problem is no one can conceptualize nothing because everything you think of as "nothing" is still something. I.e. if you think of nothing as a pitch blackness, well pitch blackness is still something. Without esposuing any particular religious doctrine, there was always something, whether you want to think of it as God, the universe in a hot, dense state, or a void, or Ein Sof, or any number of other things, there was always something. There always will be something. It might not be anything we can recognize or conceptualize, but there has been, is and always will be something.

 21) In life, why are there so many questions?

Several reasons:
-People never get tired of asking questions.
-Every answer always seems to lead to more questions.
-People like to mind f*ck other people with little riddles to life.
-Life would be dull if we had all the answers.
I could go on.

Well that killed 20 minutes. What’s next?