How boring was my life this week?

I was so fucking bored this week after work it wasn’t even fucking funny. I mean I was fucking bored. There is absolutly fuck all to do at 4:30 am. The best show on the television is Three’s ( fucking ) Company….On that note. Jack tripper. What a fuckin Puss….I was so fucking bored that I decided to clean out my computer of the shit I never use…Came accross a folder containing the message logs from my instant messenger…I had forgot they kept a log of that. I re-read a few of my old conversation…holy fuck I’m odd!

There are of course some funny funny ass comments made by yours truelyAs well as a few startling revalations such as " The worst part of picking me  for a friend is that you end up getting me as a friend…If that makes any sence?" This was said to a female friend who had just come to the realization that I was serious when I told her that all I was looking for was a "sex" thing with her. She was alot of fun…right up to the point where she started acting like she was my girlfriend. She never calls anymore…lol

" So let me get this straight. This walking around naked and at my beck and call? What your saying is that if I’m on the couch watching tv and you bring me a beer..naked of course. And I decide to grab you , bend you over the coffee table and fuck the shit out you , you’d be perfectly ok with it?" " Beck and Call." "Can I stick a finger in your ass? " " lolSure, why not." " Your swell." This was part of a conversation to another female friend who gave me the best birthday present in the friggin world. Can I get a " Hip Hip Horray" for Naked Beck and Call Birthday in October day . My real birthday is in June, But I defered celebration of said birthday until after the football season had started. Saddly no. She didn’t let me stick my finger in her ass. I really didn’t want to either. She was constanly feeding me all day small snacks and shit…Reaching into the chip bowl with a finger that was just 3rd knuckle deep in some broads ass 5 minutes ago…Even though I just got done scrubbing the fuck out of it in the bathroom. Nope Sorry…Can’t eat with ass hands!

" What are my plans for the future? Realistically. Keep working like a dog for the nest 20 years and retire to a life of T.V. Dinners and cat food. The worst part, isthat I won’t even own a cat." " You don’t make that sound very nice. Don’t you want to settle down and get married?" " You asked for a realistic projection. The only life I know is the one that I’m trying to live. I’m single …and catless in the future because I’m single now."  This is from a recent conversation I had with a friend from South Africa. She is married with 3 children. Very Very Very fucking religous. She has a hard time understanding my life…LoL ..We pretty much disagree on anything ever seen, heard or thought . 

So How fucking bored was I this week? I was so fucking bored that not one thing happened to me and that My life was so fucking empty this past week that I had to rely on old instant messages for writing ideas….I’m in desparate need of some inspiration…And a good fuckin. But then again…We always need a good fuckin.

Later fockers.