Good Question?

A guy at works asks.

GUY: What kind of pot head are you ?

ME: What the fuck are you talking about?

GUY: Are you the heavy stoner type or the relaxed guy type of pot head?

GOOD QUESTION!!!!!

I can’t remember what exactly I told him but now that it think about it. That was a great question…there are alot of different types of pothead as far as I’m concerened. But as for what type I am ? I’d have to say I’m a whole buch of types all rolled into one. I can go for weeks without touching the stuff. Make a nickle last 3 months. To burn a nickle on a weekend ( sat/sun ). I’m thinking that I should keep it in  relax mode all day tomorrow. I hate to do this to my friends but I think I have to play the old "ME DAY" card. 

I’m waking up early. Way fucking early ( 5am ) , quick shower, grab the i-pod , take a hit or 2 off one of the roaches and go for a walk and grab a coffee at this cool little coffee shop up the road from me. My brother got me this really cool hoody sweater that’ looks and feels like cotton but is water proof…It’s some cool ass shit. Anyway I’ll be walking and singing away ( quietly ) with my hoodie pulled over nice and low, thus blocking out anyone that I see. It’s about me today ( tomorrow morning ) I’m not talking to anyone…Fuck ’em if they want a conversation…Just give me my coffee dipshit and let me get on my merry little way. I figure that I’ll spend most of the day doing odd chores and projects arround the house. The occasional hit or 2 off a joint to keep the mood melow …Lots of music. When all else in your world has let you down , we always have our favorite songs. Everyone needs music…It’s what keeps us luatics from grabbing a rifle and finding the nearest bell tower. lol…hehe…muh ha ha…muuuhhh hahahahahahahah! ( <-evil laugh  ). I think I’ll invite my friend Jack over about 2 or 3 pm. stop buy and have a few. sit on the couch and possible burn one with him. Thats what I like about him. Jack Daniels goes with anything. Hopefully by this time the roast pork tenderlion that I plan on cookin the shit out of all day in the slow cooker will be just about ready for plowin. Oh I’m not sitting down to a meal. There will be no place settings, no dish of butter and bowl of pickles all sitting pretty pretty in the middle of the table …matching silver ware with a nice folded napkin. would you like a candles and maybe a glass of wine ?…fuck that. None of that shit tomorrow. Tomorrow it’s roast pork sandwhiches over the sink with a double Jack and coke to wash it down…That poor fucking pig is going to get abused tomorrow…Once that fucker is done cooking. Feasting season is open .All day long that bastards gettin chewed on . I’ll be like a fucking lion gaurding a fresh kill…I know I’m so full I’m about to puke , but dammit this is my kill and I’m eating as much of the fucker as I can. I’m piggin the fuck out on some pig. And getting stoned for desert. Probably watch a movie and hit the sack early. I need a day of just me and my shadow. Sunday I’ll hang out with the friends. Saturday though is all about Moi. 

As for the question. What kind of pot head am I ? Well …I’m me , I’m apot head with all the good and bad atributes of my sober and straight self, just multiplied a few times and mixed with a heaping of mind altering substances! 

Completly different subject. 131 days until My tattoo. Can’t wait that long. Thinking of getting a band arround my right arm "   illis quisnam exspecto "  Just have to decide on a font.