1/1/07

So I put away the miserable version of myself and I went to a freinds place for new years…Stayed sober I think I left 3 bottles of beer there when I left , Only brought a 6 pack, had a little smoke, played some cards, won a little money playing poker. Had the usual after the golf season chit chat with the boys. Your typical relaxed atmosphere get together…the tunes were supplied by my friends computer…it ‘s in his bed room. The speakers on the computer , I beleive he got those off his first computer from 1986. LOL…Quality sound…He’s got an incredible soundsystem in his basement…We listened to his computer. I was pretty quiet last night, I seemed razor sharp on most of my quirky comments or jokes All in all I just sat back and let my friends do the talking. This one fool there was going off about the current situation in the middle east …This Middle east scholar kept jumping into one of the conversations two of my best friends  and I were having and everytime he added his comment it was the same thing.

Ready for it ….Brace for impact.

"Those fucking " camel jockey’s " all want us fucking dead.  We should round up anybody that looks like them and nuke thier asses. We should kill the french and russians too for not helping us out."  <—quite possibly the dumbest quote of 2006

I got a little annoyed with it after the third time he interupted so i had my self a little go of it …even recorded it on this cool little digital voice recorder that I bought myself for x-mas….I think I’m going to love this fucking thing…i was using it for directions and grocery shopping …never dawned on my until last night to use it for a rant.

Me : {{ do you really want to live in a world like that? A world where if because of your beliefs and looks you deserve to die. You do realize that I would have been well within my rights to shoot you in the fucking head the second you got done spewing out your comment the 3rd time I heard it . I believe that if you say something once , you might not… Twice , you probably don’t… Third time, We definatly don;t have the same point of view and even though all the others in the conversation don’t agree on the others point of view 100%. We all agree that your idea of mass murder on a global scale is a bit out of fucking hand. How can you hate someone so fucking much when it’s clear that you know nothing about thier culture? Your a fucking Nazi." }}

Budy responds with " I’m not a fucking nazi. I’m North American. ( I have no idea what the fuck thats supposed to mean?)  "Well france and russia should be helping us." }}

Me; {{  But Killing the people of France and Russia?  For not helping us out over there? Pick up a fucking history book written in this century dip shit. One of frances biggest purchasor of goods is Russia.Just like Canada and the United States. France isn’t going to do anything that Russia isn’t…And Russia isn’t in there because they just got thier asses kicked for 20 years in Afganistan.  And don;t even think of bitching about them supplying our enemy’s with weapons. Pretty sure Osama was shooting American made ammo in the 80’s. }}

Budy : {{  "Well they should still be on our side."  }}

Me; {{ little pause in the action…can hear a few giggles and laughs " Fuck it , your right. Lets nuke the fuckers. At least that way I get to shoot someone in the head. "  }}

I make the old finger gun and point it at him and pull the trigger…lol. My best friend came up to me and kissed me on the cheek , turned to the rest of the people in the room  ( maybe 7 of us total ) And says. " Thats why I love this guy !" 

Later fuckers