NoodleBoom makes a law
NoodleBoom Law # 6975
The wearing of mis- matched socks is fine and dandy as far as I’m concerned…actually I’m more concerned about me using the fucking term " fine and dandy"
NoodleBoom Law # 6975-A
It is not permissable to select 2 different socks that you think would look good together. This is called "Offsorting’" . the fine for Offsorting is 6 demerit points.
NoodleBoom Law # 6975-A/1
If not on demerit system.
Men: One swift kick to the balls and ridicule.
Women: Perform one of 2 sexual favors. 1. handjob 2. The Rusty Trombone. Favor to be selected by Yours turely…hope you took music class in highschool bitches.
Noodleboom Law # 6975-B
If attention is drawn to the fact that your wearing different socks. It is a mandatory requirement that you laugh and ridicule them and others for following some unwritten law about socks having to match.
NoodleBoom Law # 6975-C
The wearing of mis-matched socks is only permitted by individules with more than 1 leg.
I NoodleBoom Declare this a Law on this, the whatever of some month in 2006. That’ll be all go back to whatever you were doing before this ….you can;t stay here….fuck off! Do you know how much it cost to keep this friggin place heated …Now beat ass out of here fuckers.
Later fuckholes
Hmm…I usually wear mismatched socks. At least I make sure they’re both white. =P
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“The wearing of mis-matched socks is only permitted by individules with more than 1 leg.” whew…i’m glad you cleared that one up!;) e-mail me or else!
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Wearing mismatched socks? Why I’ve never heard of such a thing! Just kidding! Sh*t, Im lucky if I own a pair of socks that match! I really truly believe the dryer eats them! =-)
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RYN – lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, she’s not single! lol!!!!! Trust me, you dont want her. She has issues! =-)
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