where’d you get that sexy armor?

I met a malficent moment on her way to her dressing room

she misconstrued a comment I made about her high heels

her eyes pierced mine for a spell

it seemed like eternity before she said

‘Achilles, it’s almost time’

I turned red

she turned and walked away before I could reply

a spear grazed my thigh

I looked back and there she was

arrayed in athena’s helmet and shield

in the middle of the battlefield

just a moment I cried

then instantly died