Gas – $30, Mexican Food – $35, Shower Curtain – $5

… This Saturday night — Priceless!

I know you’ve all been dying to hear what’s happened since my last couple of entries.  Well, I’ll spare you from any more suspense.  I’ve been out of town for a couple of weeks now.  I’ve been back in Nashville, Atlanta, and Pittsburgh.  Some was for work, and some was for pure pleasure.  I’ll start at the beginning — the weekend of May 13.  This is going to be a long one, folks, but I promise, it’s well worth it!

Lisa’s birthday was the weekend before, but because one of our other coworkers was out of town, we decided to postpone a blowout Nashville party until the 13th.  Lisa had hoped to come up with me the Friday before, but I told a big, fat lie.  I told her I had a wedding to attend Saturday afternoon about an hour north of Nashville.  Why?  Because I wanted a night alone with Tammy and Jeremy.

I got off work at 5pm.  My bags were already packed and waiting patiently in the car.  I high-tailed it to I-24 and made it to Tammy’s in two hours and fifteen minutes.  Record time.  In fact, I made it to their house before either of them got home from work.  I sat out on the front porch and sucked down one final cigarette.  I pondered what the night ahead would hold.  Although my conversations with Tammy had been completely ordinary (except for the random, dirty text messages and naughty pictures we sent through email), I hadn’t actually seen either of them since our first sexual encounter two weeks prior.  Would it be awkward?  Would they still treat me as just a friend, or would one or both of them give me lustful looks?  Would they give me the standard hug at the door, or would they give me a lingering squeeze or gently touch the back of my neck?  Either way, I didn’t expect the greeting to feel strange, and I was right.

Jeremy made it home before Tammy.  I helped him bring in the groceries for the night’s dinner, and he gave me a long hug followed by a kiss.  We poured a couple of drinks, and I talked to Tammy on the phone as she drove home.  The early hours of the evening felt just as they always had in the past.  We ate Italian, watched Smackdown, and put Landon to bed.  Soon though, the drinks became stronger and the buzz kicked in.  Tammy and I got the giggles as the conversation turned a little more divulgent.  Although Jeremy had already taken a shower, he ran a steaming hot bath in their large jacuzzi tub and lit several candles around the edge.  In a matter of minutes, we were all skin to skin in the slippery tub with our arms and legs wrapped around each other.  It was oddly comfortable.

The situation wasn’t necessarily sexual at first.  We soaked in the warm water for about an hour while we discussed the events of our day.  We talked and laughed and just enjoyed each other’s company.  It was almost as if this were a perfectly normal thing for three friends to do.  The longer we chatted, the more relaxed we became.  Jeremy would squeeze my hand.  Tammy would run hers across my smooth leg.  I would brush the hair from Tammy’s shoulders and slowly massage the back of her neck.  I’m not sure if it was the heat of the moment or of the bath water, but we all had the same idea at the same time — out of the tub and into the bed.

The remainder of the night is a bit of a whirlwind in my head.  The towels dropped to the floor, and with clean bodies and wet hair, we smothered ourselves under the sheets and our own bodies.  It was hot.  It was passionate.  It was grasping and fighting and can’t-get-enough sex.  You would’ve thought it was our last day on earth, and this was our final act of lust and pleasure.  I’m not sure how long the event lasted.  Tammy and I both came several times.  In the end, Jeremy rolled me on my back, positioned himself between my legs, and just as he had said in his and Tammy’s naughty conversation, he came all over my wet pussy.  Tammy leaned over me and licked up every drop.  She then moved up my body and kissed me so I could taste him, as well.  We collapsed into a sweaty heap and promptly dozed off into a very peaceful slumber.

The next night was Lisa’s party.  We all got hotel rooms close to downtown.  Although Jeremy had to be at work the next morning at 5am, he came out for awhile.  We started out at Red Iguana and stayed there until around midnight.  Jeremy headed to the hotel as the rest of us moved on to Graham.  Unfortunately, the night took a disappointing turn of events, as Tammy and I ended up being ditched by a couple of our friends.  Drama ensued.  We ended up cutting the night short, and we caught a cab back to the room.  She and I were both pretty angry by this point, and we went to bed in a sour mood.  It seems it all turned out to be a misunderstanding, and over the next week we worked out our issues with our friends.  I headed back home Sunday afternoon.

Fast forward to the next weekend — Friday, May 26th.  About a month ago, my mom had offered to babysit Landon in the event Tammy and Jeremy decided to come for a visit.  Mom had concert tickets for Saturday night, but she and her boyfriend chose to stay in Friday night and keep the baby.  Tammy had to work Friday, so they weren’t able to make it here until about 10:30pm.  Earlier that day, I had made a run to the liquor store for provisions.  We booked a hotel suite just up the street from my condo.  California king, refrigerator, and a huge, red, heart-shaped jacuzzi with tub to ceiling mirrors all around.  It was quite amusing.  It felt almost dirty getting a hotel room just for sex, but in all honesty, that’s what made it so exciting!

Once again, we quickly stripped of our clothes and submerged ourselves in the near-scalding water.  The jacuzzi jets were placed ever so skillfully.   As I first slid my back down the side of the tub, the jets surprised me, but delivered quite a sensation.  The grabbing and fondling was much more playful this time as we entertained ourselves with my camera phone.  We were all in a silly mood that night.  We added bubbles to the water to see how much of a mess we could make, and we joked about racy comments we could leave each other on MySpace.  When we finally decided to move the fun to the bed, it was just that — fun!  We smacked each other on the ass, pulled the sheets completely off the bed, and ordered one another around.  We were coming up with lines right out of a cheesy porn.  We would tease each other for a while and then take a break to laugh about something completely off the wall.  Several hours and several orgasms later, Jeremy rolled onto his back and I took him all into my mouth.  Tammy watched as I sucked him off and sucked him dry — or so I thought.  He immediately got onto his knees, straddled Tammy, and came again in her mouth.  Interesting…

Thanks to the No-Doze we had all taken earlier in the evening, Jeremy was wide awake.  He jumped back into the tub, turned the TV towards him, and relaxed for who knows how lon

g.  Tammy and I buried ourselves in the sheets and fell asleep wrapped up around one another.

The next morning, I awoke with one leg draped across Tammy’s stomach and a naked Jeremy pressed up against my back.  I could feel his hard dick inching between my legs.  I reached over and began massaging Tammy’s breasts, and it made her moan.  I was in a much more sensual mood.  After some long kissing and stroking of each other’s bodies, Jeremy moved to the other side of Tammy.  With her still facing toward me, he wrapped her top leg over his hip and slid his dick inside her.  I inched my way down her body, and as he moved in and out of her, I sucked and licked her clit.  This time, it was Tammy who was making the noises that I had never heard before.  As Jeremy and I proceeded with double duty, Tammy arched her back in ecstasy and screamed, "Oh, my god!"  After her climax, she told me that it was her new favorite position and that I had to try it.  They rolled me over and let me experience one of the sexiest moments of my life.  Unbelievable.

We quickly got cleaned up and headed back to my house to pick up Landon.  We ate some breakfast, loaded up the car, and drove down to Atlanta.  We checked into the Hilton and spent the day walking around the World of Coke Museum and Underground Atlanta.  Afterwards, we went out to dinner.  The hotel had an indoor pool, so we stopped by Target to buy some swimsuits, and we went for a dip.  Unfortunately, Tammy wasn’t feeling too well.  Her allergies had gotten the best of her.  We were both also extremely tired.  We mentioned to Jeremy how nice it sometimes is to be woken up in the middle of the night to someone kissing all over your body.  We then both promptly fell asleep.  Around 4am, Jeremy woke us both up.  He again crawled behind Tammy, and I instinctly went down on her.  After she came, she drifted back to sleep.  Jeremy rolled me onto my stomach and straddled me from behind.  He finished us both off, and we once again collapsed.

Sunday afternoon, Tammy and Jeremy headed back to Nashville.  I had to get up at 2:30am to catch a shuttle back to Atlanta for my flight to Pittsburgh.  The week passed quickly because I was so busy with work.  I got in late Thursday night, washed some clothes, and repacked my suitcase.  I don’t think Friday could’ve passed any slower.  I don’t know if any of you have ever heard of or taken horny goat weed, but it’s a natural libido enhancer.  I decided to buy some on my lunch break.  I certainly don’t need it, but I had tried it several years ago, and I remembered it giving me a lot of energy and making me very aroused.  Well, it still works.  It was everything I could do not to slip into the bathroom to masturbate.

I got to Tammy’s around 7:30pm.  They were both already home, and once again, the night was as comfortable and normal as it always has been.  We grilled chicken, watched Smackdown, and put Landon down for the night.  I hopped in the shower, and Tammy and Jeremy crawled into bed.  I dried off and climbed in between them.  We wanted the TV on for a little light and some noise, but there was nothing even remotely interesting on.  Jeremy popped in a porn tape, fast forwarded to one of their favorite parts, and that was all she wrote.  That night, we found favorite position number two!  This is a little hard to explain…

I laid on my back with my legs spread open.  Jeremy grabbed Tammy and pulled her on top of me.  She was also on her back with her head just to the side of mine.  We were aligned perfectly atop one another.  Jeremy positioned himself on his knees between our legs and fucked us both — back and forth.  There’s only one word to describe that.  Hot!  In and out of her, then in and out of me.  Once he began to get close, he focused on Tammy.  I can’t even begin to describe how erotic it was to watch and feel him pound her with her breathing and moaning in my ear.  He came inside her, and it ran down between both of us.  Wow.

The next night was Rhett’s birthday party.  Again, we got a hotel, but Jeremy had to work the next morning.  This time however, the night went exactly as planned.  We first stopped at Red Iguana.  We got a table front and center, and drinks were half price.  Jeremy sat in between Tammy and me, and we teased him under the table.  It was obvious that we had an inside joke going, and all of our friends have been questioning us about it since.  It’s really a lot of fun having a dirty, little secret!  Once Jeremy headed to the hotel, the rest of us left for Graham.  We continued drinking and dancing and taking pictures (a few of which are of Tammy and myself kissing), and I began to get flirtacious with her.  It’s not easy being good when you’re so good at being bad.

We got back to the hotel just before 3am.  We were obviously drunk and not trying at all to be quiet.  Tammy got the camera, climbed into bed, and took some pictures of me undressing.  We then pretty much molested Jeremy.  We fucked hard and talked dirty.  Poor James.  His hotel room was right next to ours, and his headboard was against the same wall.  Yeah, he officially knows…

The next day (Sunday), Tammy and I crashed for several hours.  After our nap, we took a nice relaxing bath together.  Once Jeremy got home from work, we got all dolled up, made dinner, and went to Club Platinum — but not before making a pit stop to Hustler.  It was fun to browse the store together and get some ideas for future escapades.  At the strip club, we really enjoyed being able to be ourselves for a change.  They had never been to a club like that together.  Jeremy sat between us, and Tammy and I rubbed all over him and each other.  Tammy would kiss him, and I would gently suck on the back of his neck.  Tammy would wrap her arm around his shoulders, and I’d wrap mine over hers and run my fingernails up and down the back of her neck.  The girls and even the manager stopped by our table to ask, "Who’s the couple here?"  Every guy in the place had their eyes on us.  Tammy and I got cat calls every time we walked by to go to the restroom, and you could literally see the envy they had for Jeremy.  We stayed until they closed.

As we were leaving the club came one of the hottest moments I’ve yet to experience.  As I was about to unlock the car door, Tammy came around to my side, took they keys from my hand, and unlocked it herself.  She then faced me, grabbed the sides of my face with both hands, and passionately kissed me.  Maybe because it was so unlike her or more likely just because it was her, it turned me on immensely.  Tammy got in the passenger seat, and Jeremy climbed in the back.  He reached around and began rubbing her breasts and kissing her neck.  He then proceeded to unbutton her pants and slide his fingers between her legs.  I was having a hard time driving just listening to the commotion

next to me.  He then, however, turned to me and pulled down my top, exposing my breasts.  As he sucked on my nipple, Tammy took pictures.  I had to make him stop.  I was afraid I was going to wreck!

We behaved ourselves the rest of the ride home.  As soon as we made it upstairs to the bedroom, though, the clothes came flying off.  We were all in pounce mode.  We scratched and bit and sucked, and we all have bruises and battle scars to prove it.  I haven’t been able to wear my cute little tank tops and pajamas all week for fear that someone might see the hickies all over my neck.

The next morning was a repeat of the hotel incident.  Tammy and I both got to enjoy our favorite position.  After we both came, Jeremy told me to straddle him backwards.  He said he and Tammy wanted to watch.  I rode him until he came close to exploding.  He asked me where I wanted it, and Tammy said, "I want it."  I turned around, and Tammy took him into her mouth.  I joined her, and as we both sucked his dick, he caught a cramp in his leg.  It was quite amusing trying to watch Tammy suck off her husband in a fit of laughter.  However, from the sounds he was making, it must’ve been damn good!  Good times.

We spent the rest of the day eating breakfast and napping, and I headed home late that evening.  I thought it was going to be a few weeks before I would get to see them again, but they’ve decided to come for a visit this weekend.  Mom’s going to be out of town with her boyfriend, so we’ll have the house to ourselves.  If you’re wondering what the title of this entry means, we’re planning to buy a shower curtain and a big bottle of baby oil.  You can come to your own conclusions with that one.

I’ll keep you updated.  Until next time…
Felina

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June 1, 2006

Damn! I don’t think I could possibly be more jealous than I am right now! I so need a weekend like that! 🙂

I can come just reading about that hot sex you all three enjoyed. Really a fun read about the new positions you loved so much.

June 2, 2006

*fans self* WHOO!!

June 2, 2006

OMFG…..girl you could write a book on this and make millions. That was very hot! Now tell me more about this goat weed that you take??? Where do you get it??? How fast does it work????

June 2, 2006

thanks for giving me a hardon to start the day baby. loved it and want some more of it.

June 2, 2006

long but so worth it! You are one lucky bitch!!!

June 2, 2006

You are quite the naughty little vixen, I love it! Keep the stories cumming. ;o)

June 2, 2006

Wow!! You are living every guys and some girls fantasy!! Lucky you and lucky them!!

June 2, 2006

doesnt have sex? thats just unnatural and weird and uncalled for. but i think that Tam and J are much better looking than him lmao…

June 2, 2006

Naughty…but I loved reading it! Glad you got to enjoy yourself, and Jeremy and Tammy!

June 2, 2006

HOT

Very nice indeed. It’s funny how it can just feel so natural with some people, without all the other bullshit that some people attach to it. Good for you for having a good time. 🙂

June 2, 2006

I found you!! I couldn’t remember the last part of your name!! HOT, totally HOT

June 3, 2006

WOw that was a hot entry. You are having a great life.Sounds like every guys fantasy

June 5, 2006

thanks!!! and dont you know I had to go home and give my husband some, like I said you could write a book about this!

June 5, 2006

shit well all need a weekend or ten like that

June 16, 2006

it reads like a fantasy come true

June 19, 2006
June 28, 2006

id almost forgotten howmuch you have to say, let me reitterate my envy for your untappable well of words to put on this thing. longtime no see, hope you are doing good

June 29, 2006

I need a spicy update about now. =)

July 13, 2006

HOT

July 13, 2006

You’ve been Tagged! Love ya!

July 20, 2006

Again…that’s awesome.

July 22, 2006

Well, after THAT story, I had to leave a note!! You are one crazy girl (take it from another crazy girl!!) But, oh, man. be careful please!! argh!!