19% Saint

It’s seriously been a long time since I’ve been this bored.  I’m kind of enjoying it!  Again, if you steal, be sure to take out my comments!

Start with 100%, and take away 1% for everything you have done or has been done to you.
Smoked. 99
Drank alcohol. 98
Cried when someone died.  97
Been drunk. 96
Had sex. 95 (Well, I’m certainly not having any now, dammit!)
Been to a concert. 94
Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. 93
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. 92
Been verbally/sexually harassed. 91
Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 90 (LOL, I do this/get this a lot.)
Laughed hard something came out of your nose. 89 (Mountain Dew in the middle of Taco Bell.)
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. 88 (Won’t ever do that again!)
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. 87
Been to prom. 86
Cried at school/work. 85
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. 84 (So I’m directionally challenged.)
Went streaking. 83 (Back before I was too afraid to choose ‘dare’.)
Given a lap dance. 82 (Mmmmmmm…. Oh, snap out of it, Rachel!)
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. 81 (Is this really a question?)
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. 80 (Ditto…)
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex’s house. 79
Kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger. 78
Went scuba diving.
Driven a car. 77
Gotten an xray. 76
Hit by a car. 
Had a party. 75
Done drugs. 74
Played strip poker. 73
Got paid to strip for someone. (Thought about it…)
Ran away from home. 72
Broken a bone. 71 (Just my nose.)
Eaten sushi. 70 (Mmm, yummy!)
Bought porn. 69
Watched porn. 68
Made porn. 67
Had a crush on someone of the same sex. 66 (Still do…)
Been in love. 65
French kissed. 64
Laughed so hard you cried. 63
Cried yourself to sleep. 62 (Many, many times over the last several months.)
Laughed yourself to sleep.
Stabbed yourself. 61 (Not on purpose, of course.  I’m just one clumsy mother fucker.)
Shot a gun. 60 (I’m from Arkansas.  What do you think?)
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. 59 (Hey, we were all in HS once)
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. 58
Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 57 (Yep, talk about a migraine the next day!)
Watched an animal die. 56
Watched a person die. 55
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. 54 (Try five people present.)
Pranked somebody. 53
Put somebody in the hospital. 52 (Don’t ask.)
Snuck into someone’s room and/or your own room after being out. 51
Kissed somebody of the same sex. 50
Dressed punk. 49
Dressed goth. 48
Dressed preppy. 47
Been to a motocross race.
Avoided somebody. 46 (I’m doing that now!)
Been stalked. 45 (Bastard finally got arrested, too.)
Stalked someone. 44 (But it’s okay since we ended up dating, right?)
Met a celebrity. 43 (I lived in Nashville.  I’ve met many.)
Played an instrument. 42 (Picollo. Junior High band. Yes, I was a geek.)
Ridden a horse. 41
Cut yourself. 40 (Not on purpose, of course.)
Bungee jumped. 39
Ding dong ditched somebody.
Been to a wild party. 38 (Hell, I hosted most of them!)
Got caught stealing something. 37 (Cigarettes — when I was 12.)
Kicked a guy in the balls. 36 (Totally on purpose.)
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. (No, but I was once the stolen girlfriend.)
Went out with your friend’s crush.
Got arrested. (Nope, surprisingly not.)
Been pregnant.
Babysat. 35
Been to another country.
Started your house on fire.
Had an encounter with a ghost. 34
Donated your hair to cancer patients.
Been asked out by someone that you never though you’d be asked out by. 33
Cried over a member of the opposite sex. 32
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. 31 (Four years, tops.)
Sat on your ass all day. 30
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. 29 (Chocolate chip cookie dough? You betcha!)
Had a job. 28
Gotten cut from a sports team. 27 (Got kicked off the cheerleading squad for showing my ass. Not literally!)
Been called a whore. 26 (Don’t know this for certain… Oh, wait. Yes, I do. Definitely been called a whore.)
Danced like a whore. 25 (I could so be a stripper if I wanted to be.)
Been mistaken for a celebrity. (No, but somebody did call me Mariah Carey the other day. Strange.)
Been in a car accident. 24 (Never my fucking fault!)
Been told you have beautiful eyes. 23
Been told you have beautiful hair. 22 (Damn sure better! I spend a lot of money on it!)
Raped somebody.
Danced in the rain.
Been rejected. 21
Walked out of a restaurant without paying. 20
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. 19 (More than once.)

So what does this mean? I’m 19% saint or something? What the hell is the other 81%?!?
Felina