Monster Ark?

Why do I feel like I’ve seen this movie before?

Monster Ark. Starring ROC. I would have no reason to watch it since I wasn’t on the Xena fangirl bandwagon until recently. So, no reason to watch a SyFy channel movie about a biblical ark monster something or other. I don’t generally watched the low budget random monster movies on SyFy, really I only watched SyFy if something good is on, like BSG.

I’ve only watched like ten minutes so far, caught it a half hour in. Only reason the name clicked was I remembered the title as a movie the sexy yummy Renee was in. So… hmm. Why is it familiar? Have I watched it before? It doesn’t seem like it, but then again it seems familiar.

There is hot women at least. Renee and some dark haired Lara Croft looking chick. And I can’t help but smile every time Renee talks. This movie is probably going to suck horribly, but I’ll watch it for Renee.

Log in to write a note
August 27, 2011

Yeh it’s pretty low budget and sadly renee is the only actor that actually acts in the movie…but the movie kinda follows a mix of alien/indiana jones storyline…so the whole movie seems vaguely familiar. Same happened to me first watch of it.

August 29, 2011

i, too, dislike the bugs. particularly earwigs and mosquitos. little f*ckers. luckily we don’t have (many) snakes, the spiders are non-risky and the bunnies are the regular kind rather than the ‘monty python and the holy grail’ kind.