03/09/2011

Caution Swearing Ahead.

It’s fucking goddamn early!

Have I ever mentioned I’m not a morning person? No, let me take that back. I’m really not an any time of the day person. But I’m at my worst when I first wake up. Why am I awake before Apollo even starts to bring his chariot across the sky? Because I have to be back at the store at 7am to do stupid CBLs. Why oh why did I say that 7am was okay. She asked I told her, "I probably won’t be all that awake, but sure." She said, "okay 7 it is."

And I guess after CBLs I have floor training? So I go in and find the assistant manager lady to unlock the door to the training office. Do CBLs. After two hours I should be finished. Go find assistant manager lady again. Tell her. Go on break. Come back. And figure out who’s training me.

Truthfully I don’t even really know what the hell I’m doing. I thought in the interview they said meat/produce and cashier if they were swamped. I got a print out to sign yesterday that said deli. Didn’t get a chance to read the damn thing though. I hope they know I’m rubbish with a meat slicer.

Why is the coffee not waking me up? Yes body, I get it, it’s dark out. I should be sleeping. I know this. PLEASE stop being sleepy. And oh crap I know why. I took a sleeping pill. ‘Cause I went to bed wicked early so I could get up wicked early. And it’s still hanging out in my blood stream going ‘hey no awake, shhhhh let me sing you a lullaby.’

Bah.