class or sex, what shall i do?

news of the week… or so

got my hair cut and dyed… cost me a fucking arm, leg, pelvis, left breast, right ovary, and other parts as well!  i could have paid off my heat bill with the money i spent… i’m pissed. I took my sister and we both had a cut and color, and i figured with tip it would cost around $120… which was a splurge, cuz i had an extra check this month. but no. it wasn’t even fucking close to that. she rang it up, and told me it was $153.50… and i nearly crapped myself… but gave her my card and she put it on there…. THEN, thinking we were done, i was ready to leave… but she looks at us and says "oh, wait, i didn’t even ring up echo."….. which means that the first total was mine only! my sister’s cost another 72.50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    AND!!! that was with a free haircut coupon! what. the. fuck?

i think she was screwing me over… and next time i need my hair dyed i think i’m gonna risk it and go to the school of cosmotology.

the best part????? it’s not even close to what i wanted. it’s too short. and i even had a picture of the cut…. AND she ALWAYS does the same cut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALWAYS! but this time she fucked it up….. plus the color is completely wrong… i wanted it to be violet/red (like sharon osborne hair) but instead it’s a red/orange, and in the sunlight looks ORANGE ORANGE! i bought a black and bright pink dress for andrews wedding in two weeks… and now my hair is going to clash against the fucking dress! and i’m not taking it back.

and i went it to have it re-done a few days later… but it turned out just as orange with a completely different dye in it.

super awesome. and she blamed the whole thing on me, because i started out with pink hair, so it was the pink that turned everything orange…. um no! just your shitty ass dye.

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and enough with the rant.

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went garage saling with laura last saturday. got a bunch of stuff i actually needed! for about $14!!!

boppy pillow, diaper geenie, books, sippy cups….AND one lady had decided that she didn’t care anymore and put everything out on the corner with a free sign…. so i got a free: stroller, 2 baby gates, potty chair, food grinder, and set of legos!!!!! freaking sweet!

and the baby shower is on friday… joe and laura forbid me from checking the registry, so i havn’t but laura told me that not one thing had been bought on my registry, as of last saturday. awesome. apparently nobody can find baby’s r us… even though it’s in roch INSIDE of toys r us!?!?!?!  and i’m getting a free car seat from WIC, and a free breast pump from UCARE. (but joe said that "maybe" someone has already bought me a breast pump…. so i should’nt get the free one?) but if i get a reciept, i can return the breast pump and get $$$$ and then get a crib… AND get a free breast pump!  i win!

*boobs are still leaking. and the other night i had a dream that i was breast feeding the cats outside. and i actually woke up with a milk stained shirt. freaking lovely.*

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had my flu shot. made joe get a flu shot, and he nearly passed out… baby!? when i told him that he had to get one he freaked out and turned white. and when the nurse was asking him questions before the shot he looked like he was going to pass out. he didn’t, but it was funny watching the nurse look at him and say "YOU"RE afraid of needles????" because he has 3 face peircings, and 6 ear peircings…and one on his neck that you can’t see face to face… but she was surprised, and we both laughed at him.

then the next day he sat for over an hour to get his tattoo finished!!! but that didn’t phase him at all.

tardo

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my belly is growing. my back hurts. my hip hurts. i have night sweats. i think i’m getting another UTI. my boobs leak. and i’ve had a contraction that lasted nearly 30 minutes… not continually, but sporadically. means that it’s getting closer to the inevitable… this thing is coming out!

 

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and we’ve finally agreed on the name… to remain a secret until he’s born though.

dun, dun, duh!