and a funny.

spent the night at alex and his brother’s apartment.
i work with alex and a barely know his brother.

alex, a few minutes before, had left the room..

>brother wakes up from minor intoxicated blackout<
"where’s alex?" he asked
"he’s in the hall talking to the neighbors.." i informed him.
"talking to the neighbors?" short pause.
"we NEVER talk to the neighbors!!" he said and resumed being passed out.

maybe you just had to be there.