you may not look at my morning face

The other day, leaving Caleb and josh’s house and walking out to my car, I was singing the theme song to Fairly Odd Parents. Just as I was doing so, the neighbor walked out of his door (they live in a town house) Needless to say, I felt like a dipshit and tried to save my self by turning the song into a humm. It went a little something like this "Odd parents, fairly odd parents, odd pareeennmhmmmm hmmmmm hmmmm" and then proceeded to look own until I reached my car. There I stayed until the coast was clear. It was a fairly odd moment for me.

I locked my keys in the car again on Sunday. I started to get angry as I realized my two back up plans (my younger sister and mom) were quite useless, as they had just landed from a fligh half way across the country. Being that they were about 2000 miles away, I though, oh yeah…aaa…and then I though…oh no, aaa card is in the locked car!!! and then I thought…call my friend, she is most likely near by, but then I though, what the hell could she do to help me in this situation. So then I remembered I had another sister. I called her because I gave her a spare key a while back due to my continuous key issues. She was on her way to work, which worried me becuase I knew that she worked a good bit away, but then I got the good news that she hadn’t gotten far when I called. So then she called me several names and told me to make another spare key and shove it up my ass. She was pissed, and all I could do was laugh at this point. Not much later, I got a text from my friend, the one I was going to call, that said how she had an adventurous day because she locked her keys in her car. It was around the same time I locked mine in the car, so of course I was pretty thrilled to tell her I ran into the same damn problem. Then we were both laughing at the fact that we are both really fucking absent minded.

Today my mom told me that my crazy ass neigbor called her. My mom was in Denver, my neighbor was right nextdoor to me (which is about 2000 miles away from Denver) She called my mom to tell her that the cats outside were probably cold. Im not sure what the point of that phone call was, my mom was far from rescuing cold cats. Here is what I have to say about that……….??????????????????????. That and, Karen, you are a damn kook!

Yesterday morning, I scared the cat with my morning hair. He looked at me like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?? He was apprehensive to approach me. Perhaps from the cats perspective, I looked a little animalish, or just wider. I slept on my hair weird I guess, and it just sort of spread out to form a mane. It wasn’t so bad, but it was funny looking. And the camera failed to capture the full look…

…This was a few minutes after I awoke, it wasn’t as mane-like as it was when I first got out of bed. My hair falls pretty quick. But you get the idea. And like the picture says, my morning face was way worse than my hair. I saved you the horror.

But my hair did scare Francois. Im not lying. Im not lion. ha. But I look a little lion-like.

I have this super fantastic handy dandy notebook. Its a travel size sketchbook. So its my handy dandy sketchbook. (you can sing it like the blues clues song just the same)I love it to pieces, and I have been using it a lot. Here are some of my handy dany doodles…

Some of the doodles got cut off from my poor photo taking skills and poor croping abilities.

I have been pretty bored this week.

I have also been giving into the symptoms far too much for the last few days. I feel pretty weak for not fighting back enough.

Its going to catch up with me. It already has.