meet my whale eye

I know I have mentioned my fear of whales before, but Im bringing it back up again because of this….

The eyes of Orcas are scary….

Its no wonder they call them killer whales…that damn eye looks deadly….

Now look at this…

Here we have my eye….ever since I was around 8 years old…about the time I saw Free Willy for the first time, the scene with a close up of Willy’s eye ……the part when the kid gets a close look at willy through the glass….it freaked me the hell out. I didn’t like the look of his eye because it looked like my eye. Ever since then, I have compared my eye to a whales eye…which is really really really weird, I know, but see what I mean??

It’s okay, you can say you see what I mean. I have come to terms and accepted the fact that I have see dwelling eyes.

Forgive the manner in which this picture was taken, I asure you it wasn’t taken to prove my whale eye point. But after seeing this picture, I saw proof in it. Anyway, my hand looks like a childs catcher mitt, and my hair/hat combo resembles Kurt Cobain…don’t judge, it was late at night. I actually took this picture so I could see how ridiculus I looked while watching a nerve wrecking soccer match the other night. It was too much to take in with two eyes.Needless to say, I was rather glad that no one was around me while watching the game because this is what they would have seen…and this does not look normal….and it would have looked even more strange if I was actually smurf colored for that time being. But I had to turn me blue to get the full whale effect.

…And speaking of Kurt Cobain (RIP) I sometimes feel like I look like a female version or relative of him.

Scrappy is still enjoying his box o’ fun. Not the best picture to show, but it’s all I had. If it looks like his ass is on fire, don’t worry, his ass is only on fake fire. He found fun in playing with one of those plastic fake candle things. I also wanted to put it in his box to act as a headlight of sorts, he was going on a night ride. He wore his bow tie for the occasion.

Evelyn ans Warren helped paint the box. Then they got the bright idea to make their cat Olive a box o’ fun, except Olive didn’t much enjoy a box o’ fun, so we made her a box o’ relax instead…..

…and I’m happy to report she is still enjoying her box o’ relax.

I fear for my future.