Redbull didn’t give me wings, those Redull liers..

I have been all over the place today.

Last night I was asked to come into work around 8am.(today) I was told it would be to meet up with the head of school so he could say thank you for all the summer work. Why was the head of school asking somebody else to send me a text message to deliver this message? I headed into work like I was asked to, only to find that the head of school was not even at the school. I found out through another person that what I came into work for (at 8am on my time off) was for "refreshments" that had been left in one of the teachers lounge. All the people who worked really hard over the summer were appreciated with really lame refreshments at 8am, and with no meeting from the head of school. I am very thankful to hear that our work was appreciated, but really? I walked to the other building to veiw what these special refreshments were, they were visibly old grapes, orange juce, coffee, and watermelon. Again, I am thankful for this, there was an effort for this appreciation, but what would have been better? An actual meeting with the head of school, and a few actual words. And….if this was going to be how they appreciated me, then why the hell couldn’t they appreciate me a little later in the day?…say 1pm?? Needless to say, going into work this morning was a bit silly. After that exciting fun, I had to go to the bank. Since I’m not scatter brained at all, while on the way to the bank, I realized I had left my phone at work. Fan-fucking-tastic. I was close to the bank by this time, and the thought of driving back to work just to retreive my phone wasn’t very appealing. But it had to be done, so ack I went, cursing myself the whole time. And again, because I am not scatter brained at all, my mind was every where except the present. I stopped at a red light (a red light that I have stpped at a billion times) but then as soon as I stopped, I drove right on through while a car was coming my way. I know running red lights happens to a lot of people all the time, myself included, But for other things like not making the yellow light in time…..What gets me is that I clearly saw the red light because I did stop, but the fact that I just went ahad and made the turn right after stopping. Who does that? I felt like a dipshit because the other caar coming towards me saw the whole thing go down. I guess I was just making up my own rules for the road! I don’t even know. Im thankful nothing bad came of it…well except for the ticket that will be heading my way through mail. I do deserve that. I felt even more frazzled after that, and my brain continued on its billion differen’t directions adventure. I wanted to come back home a maybe take a nap to calm mym ass down a little, but that didn’t happen. Just like all the other times, I quickly got back up and found something else to get into. Anxiety does not approve of naps. 

Ummm…rambles much?

Its a new day….night..I can”t remember what else I was going to complain about as far as yesterdays all over the place-ness goes..

oh.. well I wanted to mention that I spent some time at a book store last night and after the book store I went to Target. I had intentions for Target, but as soon as I walked in, I forget what I was there for. I saw some clothes, and thats all she wrote. I circled the store, or more like zigzagged through out the store several times and came out with apple sauce. I didn’t go to target to buy apple sauce! I know that much. I saw the apple sauce mid zigzag and thought "hey, that looks kind of tasty!" Then my one and only monster said "okay, fine, get some apple sauce, but only the all natural sugar free apple sauce, and you can’t have a full serving of it at one time, only a bite here and there! Got it?" Yes, I got it, I can deal with that, its still apple sauce right? So I walked out of Target with my apple sauce. I got home, had a bite then put it away.
 

Oh yeah, and also, while chillin at the book store, I decided on a name for my band if I shall ever have a band…which I most likely will not because I have no musical talent what so ever….but can still dream of having a band because in my mind…my day dreaming mind, I am a really cool and talented musician playing a show in a sweet ass but intimate venue….I switch back and forth from playing the drums or guitar…sometimes I through a little vocals in there too…Anyways…the band name….I would call my band The Cassowarries. If you know what a Cassowarry is, high five, if not, google it and take in your newly found information. And make sure to observe the feet. The feet is what helped me to make my band name choice! 

Well moving on from all of that nonsense…ack to today…

had group, went pretty well, walked around down town, and did a little shopping. I went into the record store to buy some good shit, and to check among all the cds to see if The Cassowarries could still be mine…good news…..then went to my favorite place to buy more cheap jewelry that I did not need. I also went into another on of my favorite shops and found pretty much the best accsessory ever….which meant that I most certainly had to buy this accessory even it was targeted for children….which I don’t care because I liked it…which I am so very excited to wear out and about…and possibly buy more of….like tomorrow…which now you really want to see a picture of because of how cool I have made it sound….

….Yes, you are seeing this correctly…shoe wings….little wings that you can tie into your shoe laces so you can feel like Mercury or maybe a super hero….I didn’t even have to drink Redbull to get my wings, and now neither do you because there is a website where you can buy these bad boys, which I do plan to share when I can remember what it is…

As soon as I saw these in the store, I stopped dead in my tracks to behold the fantastic-ness of this product. There wasn’t even a moment of doubt in my mind about not getting them. It was a definate done deal. Of course after buying them I quickly headed out of down town in order to find a cheap pair of tie up lace shoes because among my pyramid of shoes, there wasn’t really a good pair to accommodate these wonderful wings.

I tried to hurry out of town becaue large groups of hipsters who think they are very hip began to form all around to watch the bike race….not just a regular bike race (because that wouldn’t have been very hip) but those old time bikes that have the huge front whell and the little back wheel, I don’t know the correct name. So because of that, I had a hard time navagating my way out of town to head towards the "not cool" part of town.

Okay, not all of the bike race spectators were hipsters, and Im sure most of the hipsters are nice people, but I just wanted to get out of there to go find a pair of cheap shoes. Down town dosen’t carry cheap shoes.

I ended up back in Target, and this time I remembered what I as there for, The thought of the shoes to complete my wing shoes weighed hea

vily on my mind.

 I ended up with a pair of  shoes from the boys section, which  was fine by me. And if I choose to, I can fancy them up to look a little more femanine.

Thats all that I really wanted to share as far as today went. Nothing else really mattters. Shoe wings conquer all. It made the top of my "what to share with open diary" list.

Now off I fly with the magic of my shoe wings. I hope I land some place really great.

Or I might just fly to Uncle Mercury’s house to learn how to fly to the best of my ability. Safe flying lessons. Its important to know how to fly carefully.