who, me? yes, you!

Yes, me! Im a Bloody grapist indeed.

I went to T.J.Maxx with my sister this evening. I tried on ten things, but came out with this….

This great knit hat was a grape find! The sweatshirt had nothing to do with this purchase, I actually forgot I even had it on. When I got home I finally noticed. When I went up to the counter to pay for this wonderful hat, my sister noticed and asked me what the hell I was buying. I felt a little silly because the cashier who was nice to look at and had pretty eyes, gave me a weird look.  And because Im a huge loser I just had to open my mouth and tell him "it was a really grape find!" He said nothing and continued to look at me with the weird look, and my sister said "just stop!" and shook her head. The I made things better by saying " I’m reeeeaaaall fuckin loopy" To which I got more weird looks, while my sister replied "you need to go home" (to clear things up, my sister and I always say "I’m real fuckin loopy" or "you’re real fuckin loopy" to each other) Unfortionately my lameness didn’t end there. After My sister and I bought our stuff and attempted to walk out of the store, we both spotted some cool nail polish. She wanted to buy one color and I wanted to buy another color. Of course we had a little friendly sisterly spat because we wern’t agreeing on the color. We both also didn’t want to go stand back in line just to get the nail polish, but then I brought back up the deal she made with me on that lovely drunken night of hers…the night where she was trying to be precaushish….I made her (drunkenly) agree to give me $20 for gas. I han’t let her forget it either, as I still havn’t got that $20. So I told her to buy me the nail polish and then she would only owe me $17. She told me she would buy it for me, but I would have to be the one to stand in line. To which I said fine, but she was dumb enough to go stand in line with me. She didn’t win at all in this situation. Anyway, getting back to the lameness thing again…where I was trying to go was that I had to go back in line again, where the cashier was. I was ready to haul ass out of the store the first time I embarrased myself, but now I had to do it all again. My lameness lingered longer than need be.  But oh well, I have gotten use to the whole public embarassing moments.

I just made a really quick story into an unnecessary long and drawn out story. My point of all of that was to show my new hat. I could have just typed "look at my new hat" Thats all it really needed.

Don’t hold any grape expectations for me. I’m not going to be cool any time soon. I don’t want that pressure. If such expectations are placed upon me to be normal, I will fail!

I got the "bloody grapist" term from Skins. Those words belong to Chris from the first cast. (Whih has so far been the best cast)

I"m loosing it! I’m a nut.

…..A grape nut. And I live in a cardboard box, where a whole population of my kind are grape nuts.

Is all about the enviorment. Growing up living with insanity, your bound to end up like the rest of them.