over the course of 3 days…

The symptoms have been kicked into high gear within the last two days. I’m not sure I have a good reason as to why. Well in my mind, there seems to be good reason, but an outsider might not see anything wrong. Thats because an outsider can’t see the Yarn tangled inside my head. I guess you would need a special x-ray machine for that, a yarn-ray machine I should say.

God forbid a cat ever gets to the insides of my brain! Imagine the aftermath of that!

Heres a thought, perhaps I should pay a visit to a really talented knitter rather than a therapist. The knitter could open the top of my skull, dig right in, and make a beautiful sweater out of Yarnie! Or an ugly sweater, but either way, he’d be gone from my brain. He would become something better than a monster, because his monster powers would fade away when removed and exposed to the real world. I think I would request the knitter to turn Yarnie into a Cosby style sweater, or a fancy christmas sweater with cats, elfs, and holly leaves on it . Call it sweet revenge!

I keep thinking I see spiders out of the corner of my eye and it just turns out to be a shadow. I keep doing the double take thing, and then my heart will jump. Where afterwards I take a deep breath and then laugh at myself. Its those damn spiders I was writing about a few entries back. They like to haunt and taunt me in differn’t ways. Prankster bitches. Clever little Anansi fools!

Score 1 for OD for keeping my above text from last night! 

I am giving myself one point too, for getting a lot done at work today. Its a dead tie between OD and me! 

It was just me, myself and I today doing the camp clean up. Ada hurt her back yesteray while cleaning, so she couldn’t make it in to work today. I just hope she didn’t hurt it too bad, thats no not cool. I am suprised I was able to focus enough to get what I got done (…uhh, does that make sense, get what I got done…dosen’t spund right. Oh well, I think you can understand what I’m trying to say!) I started to work on the supply closet that needed serious work, but that got old quickly so I swithced over to the actual camp room part, where I was able to get more done.  I kind of went back and forth between the two after that. I’m giving credit to the music I had playing, if you ask me, I think thats good focus medicine! For the most part at least, thats when Im not getting to absorbed into the song playing. I know Im getting sucked into the song when I start imagining myself as Marilyn Mansons female ccounterpart singing Sweet Dreams on stage infront of thousands of weirdos. Yea, you heard right, I imagine that…so what, whatcha gonna do bout it? I also like to pretend Im strummin’ away on an ol banjo with The Ozark Mountain Daredevils. I’m weird. Im okay with that! 

 and I’m back an hour later. I went and took a shower because I wanted to! Third times the charm eh? I am going to complete this entry before I go to bed….for a second time.

After work, and after I got paid, I went out to see if the pants I so deerly loved were still at the shop downtown. I figured they wouldn’t be considering they were the last pair left in a size small, and it was about two weeks ago when I first saw them and wanted them. I wa s also hoping to find the skirt I had wanted. But I was right, no cool zigzag pants for me. I was bummed, but not to bummed because I found another cool pair of pants! I also found about nine other things I wanted, but I stuck with the pants. After I paid a visit to that shop, I strolled on down to my other favourite shop to see what I could get into. I found some more jewelery. Surprise surprise.

No, nope, the third time is not the charm for me. That upsets me becuase I like the number three. I would feel a lot better if  I could have completed this entry on the third try. My shit head computer is taking its good ol time to complete its demanded tasks. Fucking snail. Im getting tired and impatient and more annoyed that I didn’t complete this on the third attempt. I could leave the entry off right here, but thats not how I intended things, and If I ended it here, I would feel more incomplete, and so on and so on and so one. Well i can say that there is my three…th so ons, that was in three, but now its in fours and thats not cool, so I will add another so on to make it fives, and I can do fives. I like fives.

What I really wanted to do was add some pictures, and then end things. I will complete it tomorrow when my computer gets out from the time out corner. Now I just have to find the dunce hat to humiliate my laptop further! I need a whip too, to whip its ass back into gear.

Whilst in the corner, laptop will type " I will cooperate" 1000 times on the word board!

Until next time..for the fourth time….shit, it may take two more times, so it will be a fifth try, which is better than a fourth try.

Fourth attempt, but leaving to come back to make my fifth and final attempt. ….because fourth attempts are not legit in my world!

Until then…"you gots to live wit your self…until then…" as Tricky would say….

And back! Take five: ready, set, action

I had a bad dream last night. In my dream, I walked outside and found a really large, but beautiful feather. I picked it up, and then noticed another large feather, this one a little smaller, but still pretty. I picked it up and again, noticed another feather, even smaller and all black. As I bent down to pick up that feather, I noticed a really large dead crow. Its wings were spread out wide, its beak was open. Upon further inspection, I saw that a black snake was wrapped around the crow, consuming it whole. I panicked and ran in the oppisite direction. I stopped running after a while to catch my breath, but when I looked down, the snake had followed me. The same thing happened again and again. I finally found someone, I think it was my dad, and had him capture the snake. He captured the snake and tried to kill it. Now this is where things get bizare…but he tried to kill the snake by putting it in a food processor, attempting to chop it to bits. It wasn’t working and I can remember the sound it was making. It was really awful. I couldn’t take it so I ran away again, and thats where things ended. And thank God it ended there. I don’t know if I even want to read into the meaning of this dream. By the way things went, Im sure it has a negative message.

I got to work a little late today. When I walked in, I asked Zach, (a kid who works there for the summer) a question. He asked if I was okay, and I just said Huh? He asked it again and then I said yeah, why do you ask that? And he said that I just sounded sad. I wasn’t sad, so I told him it was probably because I was bored. He then said, "already? you just walked in!" And that there is how Im describing how work went today! I was bored as soon as I walked in the door! A little later I found myself wearing a shower cap, then an Ahh, Real Monsters party hat, then hot pink genie pants, which is just a few ways I tried to relieve the boredom. I also ended up bringing home a sad looking puppy stuffy. He looks a little like a sock monkey, and is blue and wh

ite. He has been sewn back up in a few places and looks like it was once well loved. I felt bad for him, and just couldn’t get rid if him. I had no problem getting rid of tons of other things, but the puppy stuffy needed a good home, which is what I gave him. I gave him the name Chance because I gave him a second chance at stuffy life. I promise I’m not eight.

After work I went out to find my brother in law a birthday gift. I had forgotten that today was his birthday. Ooops. Oh well, he dosen’t have to know that!

After that I went to water some plants for a family that is away on vacation!

Now I think I will add the picures I was mentioning earlier…

Starting off with the aftermath of camp mess that is on the process of being cleaned…

..behold the chair I fell off of!

…Well you get the idea, and I’m pretty sure you don’t care either. But a lot of progress has been made. I don’t have photo proof yet though.

Now for my cool pants I got yesterday…

…they are suppose to fit like leggins and they are suppose to be one size fits all, they forgot to include the fine print that should have said…one size fits all…for the most part. Short people, too bad, grow a couple of inches then believe the "one size" label

The boy shirts I cut up to make a little more girly…

..Im not sure if I was successful in making it more girly, but I was successful in making it more shreddy!

….and some of the jewelry…

…yay for cheap costume jewelry

..and yay for cheap head jewelry…aka headbands

This from today while watering the "not mine" garden…I did what any normal person would do to kill the time…

…climb up the "not mine, and so not fair" tree house and enjoy the scenery from above!!! Oh how I want my own tree house. I never got to have my own tree house, there for I found great thrill and excitement from others tree house fortune.

 

…they hav lots of pretty flowers. Any toad would be lucky to live there. If I were a toad, this is where I would want to dwell, and I would be happy to show my crib off on Celebrity Anphibian Cribs.."this toadstool here is where all the magic happens, and back there is my indoor jacuzzi equipt with built in lilly pads! Now come with me, lets check out whats in mym fridge…"oh, would you look at that, enough flies to feed a cold blooded army!"…

…Okay, I’ve gone to far…

… That concludes this entry for tonight folks. From the bottom of my heart, thank you all for taking the time to read my entry. Give yourselves a round of applause. Take care, and drive home safely! Good night to all, and too all a good night.

….Whats than? an encore…You guys are just too wonderful!…..

…No really. Stop it. Your to good to me…

………….Well if you insist

…………..

…….Ha.

….Not!!!!!

..April fools! I got you good! Because I know you all were really hoping for some more of my rambling and lameness!

Five times the charm! See. Told ya!

"Now it time to say good bye, to all our company. M-I-C-K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E" "see you real soon!"

No, no I won’t. The above is why I will not be seeing anyone real soon!