birds, fish and whales oh my!

Im fairly certain that there is a ghost elephant sitting on my head right now. It hurts really bad! Unfortionatley for me I know this kind of hurt…its my warning. I am getting sick…allergies. Grrrrrr. I hate this! And there is not a thing to make me feel better, no medicine will help. Just time…which takes to damn long! I know I could have prevented this too. All I had to do was avoid the honeysuckles, but no, I choose to stick them right in my face. Last time I did that I got so very sick! It was awful. You would think I learned my lesson. Instead I choose to be a bee and let them get the best of me. But God, I love honeysuckles. Damnit. Those honey suckin’ bitches!!! Why must they be so alluring? They are covered in pollen. Not fair.

Babysitting wasn’t so bad today. We made some beads out of oven bake clay, which I love doing. We played outside in the beautiful weather…we played some soccer. We went to Rita’s to get ice cream..well the kids got ice cream and I watched them eat it. We played more outside…soccer again! So all in all…not to bad. The day didn’t seem as long as it usually does. I think being able to play outside has a lot to do with it! The back seat of my car is covered in popcorn though…The kids devoured a bag of popcorn back there. How the hell can they be so messy?? When they got out it looked like it rained popcorn! Plenty of birds got a nice little treat. Why is that always the solution…give it to the birds. Too funny. Birds….ha, they are a bit scary. I dont like their wings flapping in my face…and the birds singing in the morning pisses me off to no end. I wish I could tell them to shut the hell up, mornings are not that special! The movie The Birds is something else…Got to love Ms Bundy. My little sister had a Parakeet when she was young, His name was Chirpy (poor bird) such a clever name. haha. I was a bit weary of Chirpy, I hated when he chirped. I really don’t like Ostriches either, they are assholes. One bit my little sister and ever since then I have been afraid of them. I didn’t mean to go on about birds. just…birds….I dont know about those creatures…

…and fish. I have a thing about fish. They scare me a bit too. And Whales. Im sure I have mentioned this before but they really really scare me. If I saw a whale, and not a whale In Sea Worls, but a real whale out in nature….I would have a heart attack. I don’t even like to watch things about whales, like stuff on Animal Planet or the Discovery Channel…Iike on the movie Free Willy, when there is that close up of Willy’s eye…I hated that! Now I would never want any harm done to whales, or any other animal really, but damn if they arn’t scary.

I didn’t come here to write about my strange animal phobias, I know I had something I wanted to write about…birds, fish and whales distracted me. I start of mentioning one thing and the next thing you know im on about some random shit. Its like one of those web outline things you made in elementry school.

When I was in elementry school, I had a best friend named Bethany. To say she was a little strange would be an understatment. The things she said to me where out in left field. I remeber her telling me that she was afraid of her nipples falling off if she were to rub her hands across her chest. She wouldn’t come over to play at my house because she was convinced my house was going to catch on fire. She would sing this song when she was on a swing that went " I will Fly in the sky with a pancake on my eye" I will never forget that. haha…and she named her guinie pig Portigul. She did a school report on Portigul and the next thing you know she named her damn Gunie Pig after the country. There was so many oddities about her. But Im sure thats why we became friends, I never really went with the norm….odd worked for me. It makes things more interesting! 

Moving along…..

My sister and I went downtown tonight. Just because we both had nothing goingon. I bought yet another dress, some earings and some shoes! Im stuck on this dress obsession right now.

Oh…pretty important. I went all day without purging. That marks two days…not in a row, but still…two days!!!..

Tomorrow I have my EDA group….

Staring off into space now, thats my usual signal to say Im bored of this now…