You give love a bad name

Not really, just listening to some serious workout tunes, ha. It’s funny that I listen to super energizing music when I’m sitting on my ass, and when I tried doing yoga earlier today I could ONLY listen to Kenny G. Yea, I have a kenny G CD, so what? It just means I’m better in bed. Kthnx

I took babycakes to the museum today. I left his pacifier (pappy) at home because I know his parents don’t really want him using it anymore, and obvi neither do i. He’s only 2 but he looks at least 4, so people in public think I’m some teenaged mom with a 4 year old still using a pacifier who probably gives him soda in his sippy cup or something The moral of this paragraph’s story is that he had an oober meltdown when we were getting lunch and he saw another kid with a pappy and realized his wasn’t on his person. Super fun!

The prince is napping now, so I can fart around on the computer like I’m getting something done. I’ve been searching for a puppy for over a month (well, a DOG really, as long as it’s not on it’s proverbial last leg, it could work) and it’s hard to find! Everyone’s having mutts these days from two unregistered parents and then making up these supposed hybrid names! Everyone’s charging like, 400 for a dog that will need all the vet visits, to be registered, to be spayed/neutered, and microchipped. That’s easily another 2-5 hundred bucks. Whatever happened to getting a mutt at the pound for $40, and being really excited about saving an animal’s life??? Blech. I want a mutt, I’m not asking for Lassie’s spawn to rescue children who fall down wells or something. It doesn’t even have to do anything. As long as it follows me around and makes me feel important, we’re in! Haha. Let’s be honest, I just wanna dress it and ruin it’s manhood. I already have the cards jersey picked out and everything.

One of my favorite things to do is read CL personal ads. 9 times out of 10, you can tell just by reading the post what the guy’s all about. It’s like an exercise in psychology every day, brought to me by my blackberry, in bed, wwhen bored. My personal favorites are the ones where the guy’s like ‘and NO drama or bullshit, because I just don’t have time for it’ which is often actually written in some variation of "and please no cheaters, i already had my hart broke by a nother chik and i dont wanna deal with that no more" and it’s like dude, what self-respecting semi-intelligent female would EVER respond? I mean, I couldn’t even have a one-nighter with a guy that dumb unless I’d drank my weight in ounces of liquor that night or something. And if you wanna be technical, that would make my BAC easily like…9. Seriously? Anyway, I was just reading some and got off topic here.

I tried messing with colors and crap on here, but it was dumb and I’m tired of it. I don’t CARE what the type print is, I just don’t wanna look like one of those girls who writes every other letter in a word in caps and boldprint. And this weird purple color that on my sheets is called ‘storm’ is called ‘antique white’ on OD. That’s gross. If you ever see a white this color in your day-to-day life, DON’T DRINK ANY OF THE WATER NEARBY. Or pet the dogs running loose. Kinda like Mexico. Chernobyl. I’m off to find a pup again. Toodles!

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