Return of the Cordelia

Last night I watched Milton Jones’s pilot sitcom episode “House of Rooms”. I like Milton, but that’s not important right now. More important matters were at hand. There she was. On my TV screen. That vision of loveliness, Cordelia Bugeja! Oh Cordelia, where have you been? You’ve been away for so long. I’ve missed you, my lovely. Advert breaks just aren’t the same without you in them.

I was moved to write her this poem:

Cordelia, Cordelia
I’d love to cop a feel o’ ya

Do you think she’ll like it?