Gadzooks! Isn’t that a funny funny haha word.
SECTION 1- BASIC INFO
What is your name? Brad
When is your birthday? July 31, 1983
Are you under the influence of any medication? Nopers
Any convictions? To be an actor/writer/director.
What is your occupation? Sophomore in College
Are you single? Yes sirree.
Any disabilities? Not like real ones….sometimes I’m deranged.
Got insurance? I’m a liability, so yes.
Where in the world do you live? Wicky wicky Wisconsin.
Do you have any surviving family members? Not since my homicidal freak out last week…oh wait…one survived.
SECTION 2- LOOKS
11. Any scars? One on the arm from where I broke it.
12. Any tattoos? Nuh uh.
Any piercings? No no no.
Hair colour? Looks black, really dark dark brown.
Eye colour? Olive Green
Height? 5’11” or so.
What colour are most of your clothes? They’re all sorts of funky patterns usually, got a lot of black and beige.
Any jewellery? Nope.
Any broken bones? Now? No. But I talked about the one I had.
Any horrific body part mutations? I am one big mutation….but it turned out pretty good.
SECTION 3- FAVOURITE STUFF
Favourite band? Collective Soul
Favourite singer? Eminem
Favourite TV programme? Scrubs
Favourite film? Heat
Favourite actor? Robin Williams, Edward Norton
Favourite actress? Julianne Moore
Favourite food? Shrimp
Favourite drink? Dr. Pepper/Alcohol
Favourite word? Maledict
Favourite smell? Women’s perfume
SECTION 4- YOUR HOUSE (ASSUMING YOU HAVE ONE)
What colour is your room? White.
Any posters? Sugar Cult, Play Posters.
Do you have a mini bar? In a dorm room? No.
Any skeletons in the closet? Not physical ones, i bury bodies.
TV in your room? Two of em.
Psychotic garden gnomes? Nope.
Stupid hats? My roomie has a cowboy hat.
Air raid shelters? Yeah, somebody’s going to bomb River Falls.
Where is your computer? Right in front of me, on my desk.
Where do you keep your stash? I buy my stash direct and don’t leave any remainders….
SECTION 5- OTHER PEOPLE
Who would you most like to…
Drown? Gabe
Cut into little pieces and serve to their family for brunch? Gabe…a different one. Everyone I actually know named Gabe, I hate. This one is Richmond.
Feed to starving dogs? David Wattenford
Kiss? Lindsey
Resurrect? My cool self
Make famous? Me.
Make king/queen of the world? Me…duh.
Drive insane? That annoying girl in Ancient Philosophy class.
SECTION 6- YOUR PAST
Answer yes or no
Have you ever…
Faked your own death? No.
Plotted an insurance scheme and got away with it? No.
Danced to a Westlife song? Who the hell is westlife? Oop…broke the rules.
Attempted suicide? No.
Drunk bleach? No.
Dyed your hair? No.
Hacked onto someone elses website account and screw it up? Yes.
Raided a bin? Yes.
Lied to get yourself out of trouble? Duh yeah.
Faked an illness to skip school/work? Yes.
SECTION 7- YOUR INTELLIGENCE
Name…
President of the USA? George Dubbya aka Junior.
Prime minister? Tony Blair
Winner of Big Brother 3? It finished and I didn’t get to see it? Damn…don’t no. But that would be a sign of laziness and stupidity anyway.
Capital of Luxembourg? Luxembourg is the capital of Luxembourg…mwahaaha…I’m a genius.
Mailman? Don’t have a mailman, we have a large commercial distributor.
Happy man in a red suit comes round at Christmas? Santa Clause, or sometimes the devil in certain cases.
Person that sung Born in the USA? Bruce Springsteen, aka the Boss.
Person that played the lead role in Mary Poppins? Why that was…umm….ergh….Julie Andrews! That’s her name.
Two members of 90s grunge band, Nirvana? Dave Grohl and the legendary Curt Cobain.
All 4 members of boy band Blue? Ok, I mastered all the other questions…and without cheating…and you beat me with the last one! Damn boy bands straight to hell!
SECTION 8- WEIRD
Complete these sentences
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch… a condom?
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall… and cried because he had a stupid name.
Merry Christmas and a…bag of chips.
Hit me with your rhythm stick…..Ow.
Little Miss muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her…popcorn and watching the show.
Theres a land far away where nobody goes…because planes are dangerous now and who wants to waste the time.
Lets hunt him down and…kill him…that’s easy enough.
We aint really quaint, so please dont point and stare… but we have bad grammar so kick our asses.
These are my salad days, slowly being… forgotten, salad, bleh.
Finally… (Pick one)
Death/ life/ birth= Life
Bacon/ sausage /egg= Bacon
Duck /duck/ goose= That’s biased, double ducks? Goose! Ha.
Osama/ Adolf/ Saddam= Osama must die.
Judas/ Satan/ Jerry Springer= Satan, he’s just misunderstood…;)
Knife/ fork/ spoon= Well, this depends on the situation, but I like spoons.
Glass/ china/ wood= China….because it can also be thought of as a country…mwahahaha
Strawberry/ blackcurrant/ orange= blackcurrant definitely.
Dot/ dash/ zigzag= zigzag
This Survey/ Death/ Flowers= Flowers…what type?
lmao..u make me go haha..i like the untraditional use of conviction…nifty sentence finishings as well..so you have green eyes eh? you know I’m a sucker for the green eyes..lol..ok must go fill this out now so you can come and read all about me:) and then I shall return
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