Another Survey, GOODIE GOODIE!

1) Tell me exactly what you are wearing right now:

Beige shorts and gold boxers, glasses. Yes, I’m lazy.

2) Turn your chair to face behind you. The door leading out of Greg’s room.

3) Is your computer chair leather? It’s not a chair, more a stool, but yes.

4) Do you have things decorating your computer? If so, what?: There’s a duck or two, a lamb, and a dog, all stuffed animals. They’re Gregs.

5) I’m holding a gun to your head. You have to eat one member of your family, who is it going to be?: Any of em, which one looks the most meaty? Probably Dad. Then I’d use the gun to shoot mom….but not before they made a will…..

6) What is your favorite article of clothing?: Gold boxers.

7) Would you leave the house wearing no underwear?: Yeah.

8) Have you ever used a bra as a sling-shot?: Ummm…I don’t think I’ve used a bra for anything.

9) Would you ever run for President (or head of whatever country you are from)?: Yeah.

10) If you did run for President (or head of whatever country you are from), what dirty, nasty things from your past would be brought to light by the other guy?:

Let’s see, I don’t think they’d find anything out about me that would be that bad, nothing that people would be angry at me for….oh wait, I drank under age and I smoked pot, and yes I did inhale. But who the hell cares….if that’s what makes me lose, fuck the presidency.

11) What is/was your favorite subject in school (besides going home)?:

English and Theatre

12) You are given your own private island. What would you name it, and who is allowed to live there with you?:

I’d call it Avalon. And any hot women could live there if they like, and as for people I know: Stormie, Juliet, Littleducklyn, Rachel, Beks, Lindsey, and Nate. Nate would be very happy with me for that one…;)

13) Does it ever feel like your web cam (if you have one) is watching you?: In my dorm room I have it pointed away from me.

14) What is your favorite holiday and why?:

My b-day, because it’s my own.

15) Do you have any toys (including collectibles)? Do you ever play with them?:

I have stuffed animal Beanie Baby dogs, and I also had all sorts of toys til my parents said I was too old to play with em….bastards…;). But I kept a figure or two hidden away. I like to collect them.