The Theft Thunders On

1. Height: 5’11”

2. Ethnic background: British, Polish, Swedish, Danish, Hungarian-Gypsy.

Where’s 3?

4. Do you wear contacts? Eventually I will, but glasses for now.

5. Do you have pets? A dog.

6. Do you have any living relatives older than 100? No.

8. Do you believe in God? Yes

9. Do you visit a church regularly? No

10. Do you get scared at horror movies? Only the scary ones.

11. If you hit a bunny in the street do you stop or congratulate yourself on your good aim? Congratulate myself….if a bunny is too stupid to not realize he doesn’t belong in the city, it’s his fault.

12. Do you yell at your kids? I yell at other people’s kids….cuz I don’t have my own…;)

13. Do you consider yourself a romantic? Somewhat.

14. How far would you go on a first date? Probably all the way depending.

15. How long do you have to know someone before you have sex with them? It’s not the length of time, as how well you know them.

16. Would you perform oral sex on a partner? Probably.

17. Would you date outside your own race? Duh…yeah.

18. Do you lie? It’s not considered a lie if you believe it.

Insanity survey——————————————

1.Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you? How about the tub? Cuz then yeah.

2.Have you ever stared at the blobs in a lava lamp for more than an hour? Not a whole hour….

3. Do you feel bad for a spider when someone steps on it? Not really.

4. Have you ever wondered why M&M’s are the color they are? Yes….and I found out the answer.

5. Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious? Yes…sadly.

6. Do you know the names of all the American presidents? Yes, and almost the order.

7. Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive? I know he is…;)

8. Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of your house? I can’t get up there…

9. Do you own a Chia-pet? Spawns of satan? NEVER!!

10. Do you consider all blondes to be dumb? I consider all people dumb….except the ones who prove otherwise.

11. Do you have 0 TV’s in your house? No.

12. Do you have more than 10 pets living in your house? NO!

13. Is your favorite movie of all time rated G? No.

14. Do you have an Atari system in your house? Yes…we don’t use it anymore.

15. Do you buy more than 5 cd’s a week? Sometimes.

16. Is your favorite color tangerine? Nope.

17. Is your favorite food turtle soup? Never had it.

18. Do you spend more time in your house than you do with your friends? Yes…sadly.

19. Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies? ACK! NO!

20. Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little? Yes…..

21. Do you ever talk to yourself? Hell yeah.

22. Do you sing in the shower? Yes.

23. Do you have more than 5 body piercings? None….

24. Do you have hidden video cameras in your house? Had a spy cam in our dorm…does that count?

25. Did you ever think that the government was spying on you? *Cough* yes….*cough*…we must keep quiet.

26. Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling? How would you get the coat hangers to stay?

27. Do you make things out of dollar bills when you are bored at the lunch table? What a waste of money.

28. Have you ever won a contest in which you had to guess “How many jellybeans are in the jar.” Yes….I’m good at calculations.

29. Have you ever trash picked? No….though I almost did.

30. Can you fling stuff out of your nose? YUCK! No.

31. Do you know the meaning of life? Who does?

32. Have you ever picked on someone smaller than you, just because you thought it would be funny? Yes…but he was also my brother…so that’s an exemption.

33. Do you count down the amount of days left in the school year? They have a count on the wall to save me time.

34. Do you often see things that aren’t really there? Yes.

35. Do you see dead people? Well, they might be dead…or imaginary….who can ever tell….you can’t ask em….

36. Is this a yes or no question? Yes.

37. Have you ever worn clothes that belonged to someone else? Yes.

38. Do you enjoy tight clothing? Not really.

39. Have you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth? Never….my teeth are valuable…..

40. Do you sleep with the lights on? No.

41. Do you consider money to be a form of evil? NO! It’s just soooo good.

42. Have you ever played bloody knuckles? Yes.

43. Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut butter sandwich? Never had the urge, have I? Yes.

44. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? No.

45. Do you believe fairy tales do come true? Sometimes.

46. Do you enjoy using yo-yo’s? Once in awhile.

47. Do you believe in superstition? Yes….for some things.

48. Do you like DIET soda? YUCK! NO!

49. Do you watch cartoon shows every day? Not everyday.

50. Do you read books for fun? Hell yeah.

Times number of answers ‘yes’ by 2 to find percentage:

I’m 42 percent insane.