Revenge plz

I’ve cheated on the entry date, so don’t mind this entry. There’s just something that happened on this day that I want to document. Ignore this and save yourself from the boredom, kudasai. Haha, really. This is full of incoherent story-telling from a half-awake kid.

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So.

I got drunk for the first time, lmao. Best part was, I wouldn’t even dare go home right after because I can’t even walk straight. Please, don’t think of me as some worthless college bastard who spends money on booze or whatever, lulz. It’s just… well. Hrm.

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February 3, Friday. The final day of our exams. The remaining subjects were Psychology and Research. The night before, I played Legaia 2 in the PS2. Yep, didn’t study at all. I was like, "These subjects are fricken easy. And besides, a test is for testing your knowledge. It wouldn’t be a real test if you prepared for it."

Laaawlwut.
Yes, that is how I think.
Shoot me.

After we finished the first part, we decided to have lunch at McDonald’s. Instead of studying, we ended up talking about lots of random things. One of our conversations led to talk of alcohol and stuff. We immediately decided that we should go out for a drink after the exams are finally over.

We got out at 3 PM. It was a breeze since it was all in multiple choice, but yeah, fricken hard. The rest decided against coming with us. Guess they made a wise choice. Off we went to that bar my friend (let’s call her Rikku) spoke of.

It was exciting since I haven’t really had much drinking experience before, aside from some cheap beer and whatnot. This time, they’ll introduce me to these ‘mixes’ they described to me. Sounded nice. And pricey.

We got there, picked the corner with the low table. Rikku nonchalantly ordered ‘Temptation’ for us. While waiting, I borrowed her phone; played with this Puzzle Blocks app. When it arrived, my first impression was that it looked like some strawberry frappe without the white foamy thing. I was thirsty at the moment too, so…

Hm. It took a while to finish the whole bottle. My other friend, Alice, ordered for fish crackers for the hell of it.
It came with a mayo dip.
A mayo dip!
How awkward.

I hate mayo. Well, used to. When I finally tried it, I felt like I missed a big part of my life. It was awesome. 

At some point, the others were starting to slow down on the drinking. Alv was starting to tell off-topic jokes here and there, and I was mindlessly laughing with everyone while my eyes are still stuck on Rikku’s phone. Never noticed my voice was louder than usual.

We finished the bottle. Rikku and the others wanted one last round. She ordered ‘Revenge’, which was ‘apple green tea-flavored’. Lawlwut. Doesn’t matter, it tasted like pure awesome. It was like some slush served in a hot summer day, oh boy.

The others noticeably slowed down now. Well, me… I kept taking them one shot glass at a time, which Rikku keeps on refilling for me while I continue beating her high scores. We had another bowl of crackers and hearty laughs as time passed by.

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5 PM. We finished Revenge, finally. So it was time to stand up, leave, and go home. All of them were up and are headed for the door. While I… I was having second thoughts. I can still think straight, but I’m pretty sure something’s wrong with my perception. Rikku and Alice came back for me and pulled me up. I was laughing. I’m pretty sure the other customers were staring. This can’t be happening.

Yep. I did my very best to act normal. I behaved, walked straight. When I finally caught up with July (a good friend), I quietly asked her if I can stay at her boarding house for the night. I don’t want to ride in a public transport looking like the trash I imagined myself to be. Plus, I know mother will kill me if she ever finds about this. It was thrilling.

I stayed there. Dropped dead on the bed beside her. She was pretty drunk herself. Slept for a while. However, the urge to piss came like every fifteen minutes, and I felt thirsty every now and then. I imagined it’s my body’s way of getting rid of the alcohol.

Seriously. That weird, sleepy feeling. It’s nice and nasty at the same time. I felt better around 8:30 PM. I can’t properly sleep there, so I figured I should go home. Still felt dizzy somehow, but I managed to overcome it.

Got home. Mother didn’t notice a thing. After a nice bath, I went to bed. I was wondering why I never felt the urge to vomit like what I’d expect from intoxicated people. Well, I was thankful that never happened.

However, as the night progressed, I found it hard to fall asleep. I kept waking up. AND. There goes my urge. It was no myth, I guess. Held it in, of course. I was too lazy to get up from the bed to just throw up.

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Blah blah, I’m done. Hope one day I’ll reread this and manage to remember how great this day was. This entry is not detailed enough to outsiders, so haha, too bad.

It’s 1 AM at the moment. Seriously, sorry for offending your eyes. You’ve been warned, so no flaming. Trolololololol.
… I could’ve simply set the Privacy for only me to see, but I just wouldn’t.
WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH MAH BRAIN

Right. Gonna sleep now. Hope sleeping will fix my brain somehow.
Good night, you. -cuddles and tucks brain in bed-