#19
The best part about switching jobs is the two-week notice period. I gave mine on Monday, they are aware that I am leaving, so now I can just fuck off for 2 weeks and surf the internet instead of doing work because really, what are they going to do? Write me up?
Yesterday I decided to come in 2 hours late. I called of course (and lied and said I was having car troubles) but really, I just wanted to do nothing for awhile. So, nothing I did. And it was wonderful.