Some funny things

So on a fairly bright note, and fairly humorous as well, I think I have an admirer at work.  This boy (and I mean boy, the kid hasn’t even turned 18 yet) that I work with was seriously flirting with me, like crazy.  Our uniform includes black ‘dress pants’ and of course many women’s dress pants don’t have pockets.  Well I am a lip-gloss fiend and I have to have it with me and since I have no pockets I have to kind of…improvise.  As mentioned previously, I have big boobs…40 D to be precise, go drool over that boys.  Well our uniforms also include a button down shirt, the top 2 buttons can be left unbuttoned and we all tend to do that.  So I keep my lip-gloss tucked in the center of my bra.  (I’m sure there are some female readers going ‘Oh yeah, I’ve done that!’ and several male readers going ‘Hot d@mn!’ lol).  I don’t reach for it every 15 minutes like some people; I only gloss up every hour or so because once I have it on I don’t really lick my lips or anything so it stays in place for a while.  Well, I was bending over to get a box out of the cabinet and my lip-gloss shimmied its way out and fell to the floor.  Not even thinking about it (since I was facing a wall) I picked it up, and reached into my shirt and put it back in my bra (again, it’s not hard to do since the top buttons are open).  Well this poor kid was standing there and I hadn’t even realized it and his mouth did that little gape thing.  I shrugged and said "I don’t have any pockets, I have to keep it somewhere."  He kind of shook himself and said "Yeah, I know what you mean", pulling out a little tube of chapstick.  He then proceeded to show that he could do that too (tuck it in his shirt) which of course he can’t because he’s a beanpole of a kid.  But it was cute that he tried to play it off.

He ended up paying way more attention to me than the customers for the rest of my shift which was pretty funny to watch.  He’s a sweet kid though, an Eagle Scout too, how cute is that?!  *squees from the adorability of it* 

And I’ve come to realize I seem to prefer ‘scruffy’ guys.  By scruffy I mean guys with a little bit longer hair, maybe a tattoo or piercing, some shadow on the jaw…and the weird part is…at the same time I’m absolutely repelled by it. o_O  Apparently there is a very distinct line between sexy-scruffy and dirty-scruffy.  Hrm…it’s made me start trying to figure out where this whole appeal comes from as I also have a HUGE preference for a sexy, clean-cut man in a military uniform (which all my friends and family love to make fun of me for since I do my damnedest to snarl them away from me lol) but he doesn’t even have to be in uniform.  There are some very sexy clean-cut guys I’ve met and it’s just like *drooooool* but then I’ll meet others and not even blink.  :   It’s so weird I know.  Maybe it’s not the style so much as the over-all package…but then every ‘what kind of guy do you prefer’ quiz I’ve ever taken has given me back a different answer.  According to one I like the effeminate-ly ‘pretty boy’ guy and according to another I prefer the ‘man’s man’.  WTF??

Anyway.  Wrapped some presents today, made some more cookies.  I might set out and make more in the morning before work.  I’m supposed to work 5 to close but don’t know yet if I will be…more than likely yes.  As I’m a little powerhouse of a closer they like to have me there.  The nights I close we always get out ahead of schedule, I’m that good. Teehee.  And as we are closing at midnight tonight and tomorrow I’m sure they want out of there ASAP!!

Oh well.  Off to eat my only meal of the day which can’t even be called a meal, then I’m trying to go to bed before 2 tonight…for once this week lol.