May 6, 2006

Lisa and Leesha showed up at midnight. Drunk. They asked to sleep over and I said yes. It wasn’t until after the yes that they went to the car and brought three guys in. They had only met them earlier in the night. Whatever. I just locked my door and went to bed.

They were so loud. Two hours later I got up and they’re all almost totally naked on my living room floor having what can only be described as an orgy. One of them was videoing all of it. I went to the kitchen and there was coke all over the table. Leesha followed me and when I asked “What the HELL?”, her response was to look genuinely surprised and say, “oh I’m sorry, did you want some”? That was it for me. I made them all leave. Lisa was really angry, but what the hell? How could she bring something like that into my house? She knows I would never go there.

I feel a little bad for making them leave because she has an hour to drive back home and they’re all drunk/high, but I am just now going to have a bunch of random naked men on my living room floor and a kitchen full of coke.

She’ll sober up tomorrow and conveniently forget all of this except the part where I kicked her out. Them she’ll be mad. Naturally.

So somewhere out there is a video tape showing a lot of questionable activity as well as some really short, irate girl yelling “turn the camera off and get out of my house.”