to be a girl
Please don’t judge or be concerned
or think that I’ve gone crazy
but I think I might wish to try
at being a lovely lady
I could get my hair all gussied up
instead of the male messes
and put on fancy make up
and wear short pretty dresses
I’d go out to flashy bars
and get my drinks for free
and I’d be the one to choose
who gets to dance with me
I’d also be the owner
of a pair of stunning breasts
and if you know the minds of men
it would be a treasure chest
Men would have to ask me out
to go on costly dates
or take me off to tropic isles
gee that sounds so great
But let’s be real this dreamy deal
includes the hearts of men
asses watching quarterback’s passes
and that’s where boyfriend’s end
So if I were to be a girl
I would exclude the men
but it wouldn’t be all that bad
I’d be a lesbian
So witty!! 🙂
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Brilliant! 😀 ~~~>
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LOL. perfect ending!
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Love this! Truly! 🙂
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Thanks! And congratulations on getting Reader’s Choice 😉
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LOL! You know I gotta love this one!! Yep…gotta agree with you on this, definitely a lesbian! 😉
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Just seeing how the other half lives eh? RYN: Thanks and you have a great Labor Day weekend too. ; )
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Fantastic. It provided a laugh, but then made me wonder what I was failing at! Hah
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Brilliant and witty indeed! r a v o Have a sizzling evening!
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haha, agreed with persia, extremely witty! love it dear friend. have a good labor day weekend!
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Sounds you would make a lovely lady but how would your friends and family react? In my case,not so well. Back from New York trip and really missed your poems.
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RYN: Thank you.
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You gave me a chuckle. I’ve always thought I’d make a good man…depending on one’s idea of “good.”
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‘Sounds’ like just another prudish tease to me.. 😛 I’m glad to see that you seem to be doing better. You have too many great souls here to simply walk away from. I’d argue that it’s easy to say you are loved and adored in this place. 🙂
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RYN: Thanks so much hun. I so appreciate you stopping by to read. Yes, I’m a sappy old girl … LOL. I hope you had a nice Labor Day too. I see I’m going to have to catch up on Gerty! 🙂
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<3
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It’s hard being a girl. There are a lot of body image issues that have come up recently which I never had before and I think the best thing I can do is go on a flippin diet but I only weigh 110 LBS. Sh*t,see what I mEAN , IT’S HARD…….
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It’s hard being a girl. There are a lot of body image issues that have come up recently which I never had before and I think the best thing I can do is go on a flippin diet but I only weigh 110 LBS. Sh*t,see what I mean , IT’S HARD…….
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*laughing* Loved this one.
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