Gas expensive? Consider this!

ROFLMOA!!!

LOL Oh dear god, only you. 🙂

Yes, exactly….ONLY YOU! Can’t help but love you for it!

Bwahahahaha!!! How come it seems like a GALLON sometimes when you’re swallowing? Just sayin’….

That girl needs to get a tan, she is looking a little pasty 🙂 If semen is so expensive, why is so much being wasted in the shower? Just asking!!! LOL

“Wasted in the shower?” WASTED? That’s not wasted. That is a very important procedure all males should go through to avoid the little understood condition known as *DSBU! Most males do not realize they are carriers of *DSBU until the day AFTER they have been around alcohol and pussy, when they discover they did (or said) some REALLY stupid stuff the night before. Yes,“Shower Spillage” is a very necessary step in curing, or reducing the risk of, *DSBU! “Wasted,” indeed! (*Deadly Seminal Build Up!) 😉

And don’t forget the $20 a pill for Levitra if that’s necessary too! My poor husband…he said Sunday he can no longer justify driving into town for a $1.50 Sunday newspaper. What a state the world is in!!

You’re ahead of me… I see Viagra there now. LOL. But $20 a pop! Jeez… and my husband doesn’t GENERATE any giz.

lol 🙂

Good save, Nunzio. I am worth every penny of $20 a pop

that is why I dont drive,… I rather spend my money on better things like EVIAN water

RYN – thank you. Nice to see you agai…….thought you’d drifted off to another diary or blog.

Nothing is wasted if it keeps the “equipment” running!

haha! hilarious. btw, that girl in the bottom picture has a wierd looking snatch..! i’m just saying. me thinks she needs plastic surgery — or has she already?

To MG: ^ That girl in the bottom picture is the “after surgery” picture of a long distance trucker out of Des Moines named Bubba!

Down boy down!!!

LOL MG and the note from Nunzio to MG! I thought the same thing! Meaty! RYN: Why, yes. Yes indeed!

You know I fantasize about you, Nunzio.

Why do you shoot me down just when I’m getting wound up? *harrumph* You know you want me.

You’ve got a hard on now, don’t you?

Come over hear and whisper that baby talk into my ear, Buster. I’ll show you who needs some ass rubs.

These notes are as funny as this entry. Stole you from bbtl.

Also, I agree with Mountain Girl…that’s one odd looking kitty.

Just the thought of semen filling an empty milk gallon makes me want to hurl. 🙂

ryn- possibly your right but once someones dead its too little too late and the other person wont care anymore anyway. so whats the point?

RYN: You know what? You rock! 😀 Your note made me laugh out loud at my desk first thing monday morning. Thanks – you maniac!

RYN: WOW. *head explodes* That’s pretty telling. I’ma have to think on that one. WOW.

ryna- expressing grief is all well and good but to out and out lie is something else entirely i think

LMAO … aren’t you guys generous .. just giving it away like that :o)

LOLOLOL – OMG this is hysterical!! and the NOTES – all so fabulous!! thanks for the giggle. really. pucker up big boy and let me thank you properly……. oh good – I’m not the only one who thought that snatch looked .. I dunno – substantial?

How about you lick my ASS!?????

My PLEASURE! ^ *wiggles eyebrows*

thank you dear friend.

ryn: ~gasp~ you mean…..I can ORDER AHEAD??!! oh please TELL me there is delivery!! because hell yeah.. I’d like to sample the entire menu please. = )

I’m really pissy and unenlightened these days, Babycakes. I’m tempted to say “IT’S NEVER GOING TO BE THE WAY IT WAS AGAIN” so BLAH BLAH BLAH, NUNZIO. But I won’t. Say it. I won’t. Sometimes, Dearling, I just GOTTA catastrophize!!!!!!! I’m Catholic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RYN: Silly! Those aren’t gladiator sandals! 😀

And your point would be WHAT exactly? Yes… melikes to long. I’ve spent my whole damn life longing — longing was my IMPRINTING — why on earth should I stop now? LOL. Besides… I beseech thee to recognize my progress. I don’t long nearly as much as I used to. Nor for as long.

Now get ovah here because I’ve got something for you to clean up!

RYN: Oh, for the love of!!!! *slaps your face affectionately*

RYN: Baby, the force of my affection should be leaving a nice red mark and a sweet warm glow after. Enjoy! See, I’M Mediterranean meself! Greek, I am. Spartan, actually!

Nunzio…you are a pig (re my daughter). Committed to me my ass. Chah.

NO.

This one got my attention! You forgot my Redbull….which I drink daily at $2.99 for 8.3 oz. If I could quit smoking and drinking redbull I could afford to stay home and NOT work! Miss ya!

RYN: I hate you. (lol) Oh, but he would. I could GET HIM TO. Tee hee. Not every man has an iron will like YOU!!!!!

RYN: Oh sweetness… and we love you for it.

Excellent list of associated costs. To add a bit more even, I’d suggest the insertion of the cost for an “affair” between marriage and divorce. I mean…really…it’s tough to turn away from the hotties one may meet at the gas pump, eh? Ryn: I would certainly not be inclined to turn down an angel. Just not too sure that is one of their hangouts.

RYN: lol. Sure does.

YES. I WANT PICTURES OF YOUR PINK PORK. SEND THEM NOW.

RYN: I didn’t say I wouldn’t open it. I’d just look over my shoulder at work first. 😉

RYN: Why, yes, Nunzio. Yes it is tiring being me. Told you!!!!!

^^laughs at overachiever.

“Titties”???? You’re a pig. A dirty, filthy farm animal. Good for almost nothing. ALMOST. *roughly takes handful of salt and pepper hair*

Dawg. *smootch*

Only if you do it for me too!

oh how i miss your entries 🙂 write more! ryn: muffle away man, muffle away!

ryn: Glad it makes things easier. It was starting to drive me crazy..~laughing~ I hope you’ve been well.

ryn: LMAO!! Nunzio! bless you! seriously that is very cool of you to leave me such a thorough note and with so many informational links!!! i will have so much to look forward to and read 😉 *grin* just made my day. thank you

ryn: You are most welcome, I’m glad you enjoyed the video. I found it very inspiring, I only wish I had watched it sooner. Zen Habits has been in my feed reader for quite a while and it seemed like a good time to share.

ryn:The harm she is doing is assuming someone else’s–a very real girl’s–identity. In case you didn’t realize, that is a crime. Maybe you wouldn’t mind if someone took your private pictures and started saying they were you and wrote embarassing private things they were supposely doing all the while masked as you. Think about it. Let’s see…in her diary she uses a very young girl’s pictures as her own all the while writing about drug taking, frequent one-night stands, etc. Now let’s say someone finds those entries and sees the young girl and assumes she is really doing stuff like that. Like a potential employer, family friend, etc. Do I even have to explain how wrong this is to you? The fact that you would even question gives me pause.

ryn:I answer notes both on the ODer’s diary who posed them, but when they are related to an ongoing debate I like to present both sides to readers so they are included. That way they don’t only get half the story or have to try to click back and forth between diaries only to find one is faves only sometimes. I like to present, as much as possible, a balanced forum for stuff like this wherethere are clearly two trains of thought. I find the social commentary interesting and think most readers do too

(Hmm, this is interesting, because your diary doesn’t allow notes, I’ll respond here. Hope you see it.) ===== RYN: (To: M_ _ ) Thank you for saying that as I felt I failed in achieving the goal of “state your truth but do it softly and with kindness,” in that note. Quieting the ego requires full-time vigilance … at least MINE does! 😉 Thank you again for your kind note. Best wishes,

RYN: (To: M_ _ ) Thanks for the additional very nice note and especially the “Brush fingertips” part. Woo, that gave me shivers and made my ho-ho feel all tingly. 😉

ha! she blocked me, too. i guess she can’t take the criticism…she really was mean this time, though. i mean, i guess i could understand outing some guy who is coming on to lots of women, but, heh, COME ON. she’s make it her job to “get” people just for the drama of it. she’s got some dillusions about her image,and she wants her diary to read “just so”. i remember once, i left her a reallygreat note about someone who was getting all over CN for just the same reasons. CN actually went into my note and REWROTE it so it had more information in it. like i said, she wants her diary to read “just so.” she’s got it all wrong, though, because as much as she can go on about doing the “right” thing, this site is about putting your creativity out there. if this broad chose to do a pretend diary so what? like there aren’t hundreds here. and CN can’t deny that she’s thrilled at the sharp contrast between the “girl” pics and the real person. oh, i was VERY confrontational. but you weren’t so much. i think she didn’t like the fact that you called her on answering her notes in her own diary. i’ll bet she deleted that note already. 😀

Actually I was in a fuzzy pink bathrobe and cheetah print furry slippers. But I was naked underneath! Does that win me lusting from you?

Funny. I thought you were basing the cost on how much someone would pay if they bought it from a sperm bank.

Thanks so much. I was talking to “M” today about the situation. She is in the same boat – being threatened with holding pay. This is helpful.

rare entries these days. i’d forgotten how you always managed to take a droll topic and spice it up with T&A. Well done!! 😉

If they had gas attendants like those two girls, I wouldn’t mind spending a little more for gas from them! 😉

LOL