Shakira baby, please don’t lie to me …

 

I was in the Virgin Islands a few years back and took up with a local dark skinned princess. She was attractive in an average looking way until, after dinner, she took me to a dark, sweaty, dance club that was popular among the locals.

I ordered a couple of the local beers but only had a chance to take a sip before she drug me on the dance floor, her kingdom where, bare footed in a filmy dress, she executed every move flawlessly, including the move to get me to want her like a hungry dog!

 

I became quite a good dancer during my 10 days there but what I really became good at was, discovering there’s nothing more attractive than a woman who’s found her power!
 
Come back with me, watch this video and reminisce.
 
Whew!

Is it the beat, the music, her?
 
I don’t care, this one makes me sweat … I need a shower!
 
Enjoy!
 

 

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Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting
 
Shakira, Shakira
 
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira
 
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
 
And I’m on tonight
You know my hips don’t lie
And I’m starting to feel it’s right
All the attraction, the tension
Don’t you see baby, this is perfection
 
Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it’s driving me crazy
And I didn’t have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing
 
And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected – the way you right and left it
So you can keep on shaking it
 
I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira
 
Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
 
And I’m on tonight
You know my hips don’t lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don’t you see baby asi es perfecto
 
Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don’t lie
And I am starting to feel it’s right
All the attraction, the tension
Don’t you see baby, this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira
 
Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don’t, don’t really know what I’m doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can’t so you know
That’s a bit too hard to explain
 
Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día
 
Baila en la calle de noche
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I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira), su casa
Shakira, Shakira
 
Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body
 
Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia
 
Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!
Mira en Barranquilla se baila así
 
Yeah
She’s so sexy every man’s fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country
I go back like when ‘pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty
I need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Colombians and Haitians
I ain’t guilty, it’s a musical transaction
No more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas ’cause we own our own boats
 
I’m on tonight, my hips don’t lie
And I’m starting to feel you boy
Come on let’s go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto
 
Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don’t lie
And I am starting to feel it’s right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection
 
No fighting
No fighting
 
 
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while i find shakira absolutely gorgeous and, boy, can that chick sway those hips, this song is my LEAST favorite song of hers. 1 because i cannot stand that guy, and 2, this song is soooooo played out. p.s. i took 4+ years of hula/tahitian — my hips don’t lie, either. :0P (g)

January 11, 2007

Yeah. . . ummm. . . okay. There is no amount of weight loss, no number of ANY type of exercise and no lessons that can make my hips move like that. I’m just not hinged like that. DAYUMNATION!

ryn: power to the people!!! or at least to me. i shall change my name one day to SHE-RA!!! :0) (g)

I find her amazingly sexy and confident.

January 11, 2007

i learned to dance like that for my ex.

January 12, 2007

RYN: Point taken. And you know my favorite thing about you is your adoration of strong, confident women. But still. . . If I could move my hips like that – I’d break poor Rich in half!!

January 12, 2007

Is she doing a little of the robot?

January 12, 2007

it’s her. that’s it – I’m taking dancin lessons!

January 12, 2007

I dance like Shakira, xox

January 12, 2007

I heartily agree! Whew!!!! *fans self* She’s one hot little c*nt.

January 12, 2007

And no, we are NOT, most of us, hinged like that. Notice the other gals in the white can’t “do it” like she can.

January 12, 2007

Have you taken a cold shower yet? hehehe 😉

January 13, 2007

I think Shakira came into her own a few years back. She is an incredible talent with a unique voice. Oh, yeah, and she is a knockout. More power to her. I especially like her little pooch belly. So cute!

January 13, 2007

And yes, I agree, there is nothing sexier than a woman who has come into her own. Same thing with men as well, imo. 🙂 Have a great weekend.

RYN: Sorry, they were torn off before I had a chance to take a pic. 😉

January 13, 2007

ryn: you are such a flirt 😉

January 13, 2007

ryn- well maybe some day ill come and give you a personal perfomance ;o)

January 13, 2007

Hubba Hubba…..is the drool apparent 🙂 She’s H O T!!

ryn: LOL!!! i’m fast… can’t help it. *wink* (g)

ryn 2: i would soooo love to be “outta room” in my bra. alas that my surgeon wouldn’t let me go bigger. that b*stard!!! i’m finding me a new doc next time… :0P (g)

January 16, 2007

RYN: oh I am SO feelin it baby – I’ll need several lessons tho…. ; )

ryn: oops…thx! xox

ryn 1: your earlier notes were much more on the spot. it’s not that i can’t control my pussy (trust me, i can get sex anytime i want from my husband AND any other man out here)… it’s more that i can’t control my emotional needs with regard to [insert name of this year’s lover]. your note about validation was right on point. ryn 2: about healing soon… *sighs* i don’t see that happening anytime soon. he’s definitely like a drug to me (hence my “SCrack addiction”). withdrawal just feels so lonely and painful that i’d rather stick around and keep getting hurt ‘cuz it seems to be “less” painful at the time… does that make sense? god, i’m pathetic. (g)

ryn: LOL!! you wrote an entire entry in my notes!!! (g)

ryn: i didn’t find your notes intense nor harsh. at least, nuthin that my shrink(s) haven’t already told me. and i ignore them, too. :0P (g)

January 19, 2007

Don’t tease me. Husband is doing a controlled hunt for elk cows until mid February so I am getting ZERO here.

January 22, 2007

How weird is this? I opened up media player last night to play a CD while I was working and up pops this Shakira video. Mesmorizing. She is really hot. Got me in the mood to move my hips (not that I can do it like she does) but I could not get D to dance with me. 🙁

ryn: knowing TG, he might actually enjoy hearing that… gay lover of mine… >:0/

January 25, 2007

RYN: God, I should hope so! For your sake. *snuggles to you*

ryn: what?! he FOLLOWED me all the way to the stairwell and demanded to see my ticket when he sees me EVERYDAY and i never show my ticket?! he’s got control issues, that jerkoff!!! i changed my mind about his wife beating him nightly. he can’t possibly have a wife. he beats off himself nightly. LOSER!!! (g)

Cat
January 27, 2007

ryn: which is all very fine and well, but that’s not what I asked. I was asking whether and how my readers like to take it, not about how and why they like to dish it out *smile*

RYN: Thanks, Nunzio…I know you mean that. And it means alot. I just want be happy that I am feeling happy, for awhile.

February 7, 2007

So yeah, you have me hooked on that video. There’s nothing like dancing … it’s one of my favorite things to do.

July 30, 2007

I saw Shakira perform while attending a taping of the Ellen show in Orlando is 2006. She is fabulous!