So ladies, you want your own penis?
To Sighing Sensation and Tigressa, and all the other women who secretly want a penis of their very own! Read this first … and ENJOY!
😉
To Sighing Sensation and Tigressa, and all the other women who secretly want a penis of their very own! Read this first … and ENJOY!
😉
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I’ve seen this… and I laughed then too. ~grins~
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cute.
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aww
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Hahaha. 🙂
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heheheh that is one of my favorites 🙂
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Oh my God…my mom had that very same strip on the fridge of my childhood many, many years ago…It eventually yellowed away to nothing and I forgot all about it..until now…*scampers off to dig up all her old Bloom County comic books*
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RYN: Heh heh, nothing but sitting here at my computer in my little red kimono because it’s too rainy to play outside today…
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HA! I definitely don’t want one.
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ryn: noooo no. lol i like the “removable” kind
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*laughing!!!* And yes, I want my own… Attached to someone special of course. ;o)~ *hugs* Happy Easter…
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I am sure you absolutely get off being one of very few men in OD. All the glory, laud and honor. 🙂 I see the flirtations goings on in the notes. You dawg. 🙂
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RYN (the last two): heh heh heh…the above noter was right, you ARE a dawg! And at the moment, I do wish I had a penis of my own. Just not one that’s attached to me, or to anything else, for that matter. *wanders off to find something remotely penis-shaped in the house*
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ROFLMAOPIMP!! =)
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LMFAO AMEN! Yeup, I read the entry of wanting a penis for a day. I have oft told friends if I had a penis I’d NEVER leave my room! But all in all, good agains bad, innie against outtie, we all know who has the REAL power of the universe. The vaginas! 😀 Thanks for making me smile. Thanks for writing again!
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LoL ~ How true! ~ Stephanie
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no… I think I’ll just borrow the Boy’s should I feel an… you know… urge.
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Hee hee, cute. I don’t want a penis. Well, I do, but it’s preferably attatched to Joaquin Phoenix.
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damn…that’s funny!
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That’s a clasic, and gave me a really good laugh today. Thanks. And thank you for your notes. I know you are right on so many levels. And things have progressed past last week’s actions. I just had to write them first. I know it will still take a little time, but I also know I’ll end up no worse for the wear. (Perhaps better even) Thank you so much.
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*LOL* RYN: Of course I deserve it. 🙂
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Heh!
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rich, that’s just plain rich. hahaha. I hope you don’t mind if I post that myself.
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LMAO — I love Opus!
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LMAO! I am going to add you to my favs just for posting something like this. 😉
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cute 🙂
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I want one…no lie. 🙂
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LOL
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hilarous
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