[x] This year

 Is proving to be one load of bullshit hassle after another.

Have you ever eaten a Big Mac? 
No, actually.
 
Do you currently have a job? 
Yeah.
 
Are you engaged right now? 
Definitely not.
 
How old will you be next Christmas? 
24.
 
What brand is your vaccuum cleaner? 
It’s a Henry Hoover. Haha.
 
How often do you shower? 
Every day or every other.
 
How many surveys have you taken so far on here? 
A ridiculous amount. I’ve been doing surveys on here since I was 14! Oh my God.
 
Could you win a staring contest with someone? 
Yeah, I have.
 
Name the last video game you’ve played. 
I have absolutely no idea.
 
Haveyou ever watched "The Price is Right" 
Of course.
 
Who is your best friend? 
Christine and Tara.
 
Doyou believe in sex before marriage? 
Yes.
 
What bothers you about the people of today? 
People ‘of today’? A lot of things bother me about people in general. Them being self absorbed, rude, inconsiderate, ignorant, cruel, etc.
 
Are you for or against abortion? 
I’m pro-choice. Because I don’t see how anyone can be ignorant and arrogant enough to think they know what is best for EVERY woman in all situations.
 
Haveyou ever smoked marijuana? 
Yeah.
 
How high can you count without losing your place? 
Very?
 
Where was your favorite hangout as a kid? 
The park.
 
Name one memory you miss. 
Summer 2006, spending time with my best friends when we were all in the same place.
 
What’s your favorite girl’s name? 
I love Isabella, Juliette and Skyla. It varies, though.
 
Who are you currently living with? 
Housemates.
 
Can you type fast? 
Yeah.
 
What’s your favorite pizza topping? 
Oh, so many.
 
Do you feel like you need to lose weight? 
Yes.
 
Is summer your favorite season? 
No.
 
Which sport do you suck at the most? 
Most.
 
Are you close with your cousins? 
No.
 
Are you good at rapping? 
Haha I doubt it.
 
How often do you go to church? 
Very, very rarely.
 
Do you feel like you’re judged for your looks? 
I feel like everyone is.
 
Are you a parent?
No.
 
Do you wear glasses? 
No.
 
Name someone who has changed your life for the better. 
Tara.
 
Do taking tests make you nervous? 
Depends.
 
What do you want as a career for the future? 
Clinical Psychologist.
 
Can you say the alphabet in more than one language? 
No.
 
Who was the last person you talked to? 
Jasmine, by text.
 
Do you fight with your parents a lot? 
No.
 
How many cell phone minutes do you get a month? 
I think 600.
 
Do you and your friends have a secret handshake? 
Ha no.
 
Do you eat three meals a day? 
Rarely.
 
What do you want out of life? 
Happiness, freedom, fun, fulfilment.
 
Do you ever tend to think too deeply? 
Is it even possible to think ‘too’ deeply?
 
Name one world issue that upsets you. 
Abuse.
 
Do you ever feel like your friends are ditching you? 
No.
 
Where’s the last fast food place you’ve eaten at? 
KFC.
 
Do you know anyone named Sue? 
My mum. And other people.
 
Do you like Wendy’s frosties? 
Never tried.
 
How long of a drive are you from California? 
I live in England, so!
 
What time is it right now? 
It’s 8:07pm. << That’s weird… exactly the same.
 
Doyou have to pee? 
No.
 
What are you going to do after taking this survey? 
I need to attempt to exercise.
 
When’s the last time you’ve had a headache? 
Pretty much all last week.
 
Do you ever get carsick? 
Rarely.
 
Name your favorite cartoon. 
I don’t watch them.
 
How long can you go without sleeping? 
Quite long, if I were to try… which I wouldn’t.
 
Do you groom your eyebrows? 
Yeah.
 
How do you feel about tanning? 
Overrated.
 
Do you sleep in pajamas?
Sometimes. I usually sleep in some sort of strappy top and underwear.
 
Was your childhood wasted by something? 
Not ‘wasted’ no, that’s an odd term to use.
 
Would you rather die during an adventure or die like a normal person? 
Does it matter?
 
Have your parents ever put you on a diet? 
No.
 
Have your parents ever tried to commit suicide? 
My mum hasn’t, my dad has come close at least.
 
Do you ever fantasize about trying drugs? 
I have tried them.
 
Have you ever put gum in someone’s hair? 
No.
 
Would you rather have sex before you’re married or wait till marriage? 
Before, obviously.
 
Do you know anyone who can play the bagpipes? 
I don’t think so.
 
Have you ever let someone hit you? 
What on Earth – if someone hits you, theyhit you. It’s not really about you ‘letting’ them.
 
Do you own a hand warmer? 
No?
 
Do you have friends in other states/countries? 
Yeah.
 
Do you have self control? 
Yeah.
 
Have you ever broke a window? 
I don’t think so.
 
Have you ever gone on a date with a weirdo? 
I guess.
 
Who’s the last person you called a bitch? 
I’m unsure.
 
Do you drink kool-aid? 
No.
 
Have you ever missed someone you hated? 
No…
 
Is anyone in your family disabled? 
No.
 
What do you want for Christmas? 
Psh.
 
Do you make your bed everyday? 
Pretty much.
 
Have you ever owned a goldfish? 
No.
 
How many times have you been stung by a bee? 
Zero.
 
Who’s the last person you watched a movie with? 
I’ll guess Christine.
 
Why were you last nervous? 
Fucking awful tribunal.
 
Whose pants did you last take off? 
Mine.
 
Why did you last feel awkward? 
Fucking awful tribunal.
 
When was the last time you got in a fight with your best friend? 
We’ve never seriously fought.
 
Have you ever asked someone for a tampon? 
Yeah.
 
What was the last book you read? 
A book on CBT.
 
Who was the last person you read a book to? 
I read part of a book to the girls at work today… yeah.
 
Who was the last person to send you a letter? 
Handwritten, Angus.
 
How do you feel about war? 
I hate war.
 
Do you like cupcakes or muffins more? 
I love both.
 
Have you ever pushed someone on purpose? 
Yeah.
 
Have you ever slapped someone in the face? 
Yes.
 
Do you have unlimited texting? 
Yeah.
 
Whose bed did you sleep on last night?
Mine.
 
Have you ever slept a whole day away? 
Pretty much.
 
Will you keep your last name when you get married? 
I doubt it.
 
Do you think you’ll have the same best friend a year from now? 
Yeah.
 
Have you ever thought about getting your tongue pierced? 
No.
 
Is there someone you wish you were still close with? 
Yeah.
 
If you could go back in time and change things, would you? 
Hm, there is no actual event or particular point in time that I’d change no.
 
Do you want to get married? 
Not especially.
 
How many times have you really truly been in love? 
I have been in love once.
 
Do you think you’ve ruined your chances with someone? 
No.
 
Do you know what it’s like to be truly happy? 
Fleetingly. I’ve been really, really happy… and I’ve also been content. But I believe I have capacity to be even happier than those times.
 
Are you able to grab your cell phone without moving from where you are? 
No.
 
Have you ever stayed up at night waiting for someone to call/text you back? 
Yeah.
 
Is there something you’re looking forward to? 
I guess.
 
Is there someone you’re attracted to? 
Not really blah.
 
Was yesterday/last night enjoyable for you? 
It was okay. I enjoyed the wine, at least.
 
Want someone or something you can’t have? 
I don’t know.
 
Something that happened today that made you angry? 
Nothing has made me angry today I don’t think.
 
Is there someone who you’d never thought you’d be friends with, but are now? 
Christine, haha.
 
Is there someone you thought you would never lose, but are gone now? 
Yeah.
 
Who did you first see this morning besides family? 
I didn’t see family. I first saw random people, when I was walking to work.
 
Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now? 
Sure.
 
Are all of your friends in relationships? 
No. 
 
Who is the last friend you saw? 
Beside work friends, Vanessa.
 
Do you have a best friend? 
2.
 
Where were you at 11 pm? 
In bed.
 
Do you believe exes can be friends? 
I don’t believe they can be proper friends if a) they were ever in love and b) they want to properly move on.
 
What color do you want to dye your hair? 
None really.
 
Do you think someone is thinking about you? 
Possibly.
 
Ever talked on the phone for more than 4 hours? 
Yes.
 
Are you basically a happy person? 
Yeah – happy and cheerful are how most people would describe me. This year has definitely been draining that though. I’m so deflated.
 
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? 
No.
 
Does the last person you kissed mean anything to you? 
No.
 
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to? 
Yeah.
 
Are you Asian? 
No. 
 
Last movie you saw in theater? 
Snow White and the Huntsman.
 
Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? 
Yeah, but I wouldn’t want to.
 
Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone? 
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Have you ever slept in the same bed with the last person you kissed? 
Yes.
 
Could you last in a relationship for over a year? 
I have.
 
Your phone is ringing. It’s your ex. What do you say? 
I wouldn’t even know the number and I hardly answer my phone (it’s always on vibrate and I miss it), so. Chances are I wouldn’t even know it was him.
 
Do you hate the last person you kissed? 
No.
 
In the past 5 months, kissed anyone with the name starting with an J? 
No.
 
Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes? 
Yes.