10Things I Will Never Have to Do Again

10 – drive in bad weather to a client call
9 – wear trouser socks in 90 degree weather…or, for that matter, a bra
8 – put up with rude clients
7 – put up with arrogant banker “partners” (back stabbing, slimy, lazy and not all that smart)
6 – no more annual sales conferences (I have a strong dislike for phony rah rah crap)
5 – no more regional conferences (same reason)
4 – will never have to write an annual “business plan” that no one looks at, or, for that matter, participate in any other pointless project
3 – will never sit through any more ridiculous sales training or pointless conference calls
2 – will never have to keep a smile on my face while a manager tells me that while I am doing everything asked, I need to improve on some minor point so they don’t have to rate me at the highest level
1 – don’t have to report to ANYONE!!!!,,

I love retirement!