Pregnant…or not
~I would guess that the most hurtful thing to ask a woman is if she is pregnant, especially when she is not!!!!! If you can’t guess it, I got asked this question again today, I wouldn’t freak out so much if this was the first time but it isn’t its at least the 4th, and i think that i have possibly gotten asked more times and i know that at least one person did what you are supposed to do, ask someone else, but still. And no I AM NOT PREGNANT!!!!! I’m just apparently fat. And I get so depressed when people ask me this, its not like I don’t work out or anything I do and I’ve been trying to lose weight since i started college, but college life and stress make that rather difficult!!! I just wish that people would keep their thoughts to themselves. I suppose that I doesn’t help that I wear a lot of baby doll tops, but newsflash, women did wear those long ago when they were pregnant, now they are in style and not pregnant women can wear them too!!!!!!
~Also I would need a guy in my life in order to become pregnant and I don’t have one of them so it is impossible for me to be pregnant! This just makes me angry, sad, depressed, and never want to eat again! I just hate how bold some people are to ask!! By the way, all the people that have asked me are people i don’t know and i did nothing to make them think i was pregnant except for walking by them or being their cashier… This doesn’t make my day! and I still have to go to work tonight and now i’m super afraid that some random customer will ask me! FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙁
random: When I was 9 months preg people would ask me when I am due and I had two answers that I would use, 1) Feb 31st and 2) look them dead in the eye and say I’m not. usually 2 was used when I was seriously tired of people asking me when I was at work.
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Just ask them when they got their lobotomy. They’ll look at you all crazy and you say, “Oh, what? You didn’t have one? I am so sorry…I just thought…you know…with the way you were talking…” and stammer a bit, just like some of them do when you say that no, you’re not pregnant. It used to happen to me too. I’ve had to cut out just about everything I ever liked to eat except for oneday a week. My email’s on my front page if you want me to tell you about it – it’s easy once you get in the habit. :-/
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